Televangelist Claims Her Prayers Held Back Anti-Kavanaugh Demons: Televangelist Billye Brim appeared on “The Jim Bakker Show,” where she reported that she was in Washington, D.C., recently to lead a prayer effort against the demons that were seeking to prevent the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.
Gee, wonder if those demons liked beer? Hell, if they do, Kavanaugh and his friends should just buy those demons a few brewskis to win them over. On the other hand, if she’s right and the demons really did try and stop Kavanaugh’s appointment, then I’m voting straight demon this November.
In fact, I’m now praying to those very demons and asking them to turn Trump into a lying, moronic, self-centered orange buffoon. Oh wait - come to think of it, I guess that prayer really won’t be necessary after all. Never mind!