Televangelist Claims Her Prayers Held Back Anti-Kavanaugh Demons

Televangelist Claims Her Prayers Held Back Anti-Kavanaugh Demons:  Televangelist Billye Brim appeared on “The Jim Bakker Show,” where she reported that she was in Washington, D.C., recently to lead a prayer effort against the demons that were seeking to prevent the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court.

Gee, wonder if those demons liked beer?  Hell, if they do, Kavanaugh and his friends should just buy those demons a few brewskis to win them over.  On the other hand, if she’s right and the demons really did try and stop Kavanaugh’s appointment, then I’m voting straight demon this November. 

In fact, I’m now praying to those very demons and asking them to turn Trump into a lying, moronic, self-centered orange buffoon.  Oh wait - come to think of it, I guess that prayer really won’t be necessary after all.  Never mind!

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Comment by alsoknownas on October 20, 2018 at 7:11am

Jim Bakker no longer sells gilded Bibles to the gullible, but now has an apocalypse retreat, and  will sell you a 6 pack of bottled H2O for $150 to wash down your 30 year shelf life mac 'n cheese from his mail order facility.

I think if I ended up on his refuge after the big one I'd ask for the Jim Jones juice instead.

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 20, 2018 at 7:30am

If he wasn't ripping off the elderly from all their money, I would vote his show the best programing around.  And yes, I LOVE those segments where they're hocking buckets of slop.

Comment by Maui Surfer on October 20, 2018 at 9:29am

Isn't she lovely? Ah, the hand of Dog

Comment by Dicky Neely on October 20, 2018 at 10:09am

Dayam! She's a demon if I ever saw one! Ay yi yi!

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 20, 2018 at 11:42am

Haha - thanks guys!

Comment by Robert B. James on October 20, 2018 at 2:59pm

I’d never thought I’d see the day when demons totally  held  the moral high ground in DC...I’m with you...voting straight demon.

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 20, 2018 at 3:44pm

Hee - we're on with the Demon ticket then.

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