Televangelist Asks Followers for New $54m Private Jet

Televangelist Asks Followers for New $54m Private Jet:  In a video posted to his ministry’s website, a Louisiana televangelist is asking followers to donate their money so he can purchase a brand new $54 million Falcon 7X jet which will allow him to fly anywhere in the world nonstop, which he claims the Lord wants him to do.  Yea, well I’m not so sure about that - because I just asked the Lord if he’d approve of this purchase and he told me "no way!”  My suggestion is - in lieu of money, perhaps we could send him our thoughts and prayers.

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Study Finds Great Sex Can Cause Temporary Amnesia:  According to new research, strenuous activity such as having great sex can trigger temporary amnesia.  Well that’s kind of a shame, because its the bad sex you really wanna forget.

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New Study Concludes Tasers Can Be Lethal:  For the first time, amid continuing controversy and lawsuits over use of tasers, a scientific study published by American Heart Association concludes that the electronic stun guns can cause cardiac arrest and death.  Put another way, if you truly love someone - don’t taser them.

 

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Comment by koshersalaami on May 30, 2018 at 2:50pm

Nonstop? 

I don’t know. I’m willing to bet that Jesus would have flown Coach. 

By choice. 

Even the Jewish boy can figure that out.

Comment by koshersalaami on May 30, 2018 at 2:51pm

I also think that Jesus would have suggested very different uses for fifty-four million. 

Again, Eve the Jewish boy can figure that out. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 30, 2018 at 3:14pm

Hee!

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on May 31, 2018 at 3:31pm

My devotees bought me one...what's wrong w his followers?

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 31, 2018 at 10:18pm

Exactly!~

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