Ted Cruz Claims Colorado Killer a Transgender Leftist Activist

Ted Cruz Claims Colorado Killer a Transgender Leftist Activist:  Texas Senator Ted Cruz is claiming that the person who opened fire on a Planned Parenthood in Colorado was actually “registered as a woman and a transgender leftist activist.”  Really?  My question is, where would one go to register as a “transgender leftist activist?”  One thing’s for sure, given the fact that he has 18-inch arms and a huge, raggedy beard, I doubt he’s gonna be asked to join Caitlyn Jenner on the Vanity Fair cover any time soon.

   

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Amish Man Runs Marathon in Traditional Slacks and Suspenders:  A 22-year-old Amish man turned heads as he whizzed by fellow runners at a recent marathon and not because of his speed, but because he ran the race in the traditional Amish attire.  Surprised onlookers say the guy seemed to be running really fast - right in the direction of the mid-19th century.  At his request, race officials say they used a sundial to time his run.

http://www.johnnyrobish.com

Photo of Iceberg that Sank Titanic for Sale:  A photo of what many believe to be the notorious iceberg that sunk the Titanic in 1912 is up for auction and expected to fetch between $15,000 and $20,000.  OK, I’ve just taken a screenshot of the photo and l’m willing to start the bidding out low at around $250.  On a side note, my friend’s a health-nut who who would claim iceberg lettuce is every bit just as deadly.

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Comment by JMac1949 Today on November 30, 2015 at 10:45pm

When all you have to say is Ted Cruz or Donald Trump this whole satire thing is just getting to damn easy.  R&L ;-D

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 1, 2015 at 1:07am

Yes sir!

Comment by koshersalaami on December 1, 2015 at 5:36am
JMac has a point

And why would a leftist attack Planned Parenthood?
Comment by Hannu Virtanen on December 1, 2015 at 6:07am
I think that someone should put the original iceberg that sunk Titanic for sale.

It is just too easy to fabricate such photos. But it would be really something to claim to hava proofs the iceberg itself is original.
Comment by koshersalaami on December 1, 2015 at 6:50am
If you had proof you had the original iceberg, you'd melt it and sell the bottled water. That's where real money would be.
Comment by Zanelle on December 1, 2015 at 7:06am

Ted Cruz is all about Ted Cruz.

Comment by koshersalaami on December 1, 2015 at 7:10am
Are you commenting at four in the morning?
Comment by Hannu Virtanen on December 1, 2015 at 7:23am

KS: 'you had the original iceberg, you'd melt it and sell the bottled water.'

And you would tell that the dirty and salty water in the bottle would give by drinking it, eternal life and even bring some of the drowned people to become reborn into this world.

We just invented an immense business idea. All the seawater of the world contains a drop of that iceberg. If the water is being taken just at the right place, which secret only we know, it will have miraculous effects.

A new cult of Homeotherapy is born, we could call it Titanotherapy.  We can be sure that we'll have enough water for the rest of the mankind, forever. We just have to decide, if we want to sell really much of our water cheaply or just a few drops for one trillion $ for a drop. The financial problems of Our Salon are over.

Comment by koshersalaami on December 1, 2015 at 7:25am
Titanotherapy may be the funniest thing you've ever written here. Very well done.
Comment by koshersalaami on December 1, 2015 at 7:26am
And I think you meant homeopathy.

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