"TAKE A GANDER AT THIS LAME DUCK"!

[marilyn sands]

Well, duh - it's Donald's final year, isn't it?

Of course, President Trump doesn't  know it yet; he's too busy calling our Intelligence mavens 'Do-do Heads', counting everyone else' spareribs & complaining "What kind of country runs out of Duck Sauce"?

And, he really is thin-skinned - even Kim Jong Un ruffled his tail feathers calling him old!

I'm sure anything Trump calls Kim back will keep him from lighting the fuse on his 2 Missiles -

'Fatty' & 'Shorty'!

What are we in 3rd Grade?

But, the world wonders how a man Trump's age can keep up such a rigorous Asian trip without sleep...Duplication!

That's right - he found a "What the Duck" Decoy from Spencer's Gifts to pick up the slack!

Who do you think would walk out in those silk pajamas!

Take a second look sometime: Beautifully hand-carved wood in Trump's likeness & Melania doesn't even complain when there's a mix-up, either!

Okay, there is the splinters; but it doesn't say, "Get off my hair"!

And, those Trump-Putin whisperings at the Summit?  That wasn't about collusion; Putin wants his daughter's money back from Trump U!

Oh sure, Trump insists he asked Putin 3 times about the Election Quackery interference; but each time he demanded Disneyland tickets to meet Huey, Dewey & Louie!

Yes, it's time he put his ducks in a row! 

On his return, I hope the President appreciates the White House chef welcoming him home with 'Trump L'Orange' instead of an All-American Turkey...'cause everyone knows secretly he wants to save up all his 'Pardons'!

And, if Trump's lucky, nobody will make him open another frigin' Fortune Cookie to read aloud; because Confucius just printed a zillion new ones:

"Mueller say, You're fired"!

Well, the infamous Russian dossier is now making sense to me & I can sleep at night:

In 2013, when his bodyguard was offered a female for Trump's pleasure - he said,

"Hey, if it walks like a duck & wears a Babushka...send her up"!

***

Happy to say this can also be seen in "Humor Times Magazine" but Trump drinks much more water from all the MSG!

https://www.humortimes.com/64730/gander-lame-duck/

[Arthur James]

`
SQARE BACK`GIN
DEATH ROW
INMATE REQUEST
FOR LAST MEAL?
FRIED DEAD
DUCK WITH
FEATHERS
STILL ON
WITH GIN
AND SWEET
SAUCE
`
~?`
~

[koshersalaami]

Third grade

yeah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AkJcFGvNgcY

[marilyn sands]

Arthur - sounds like a great last meal...

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[marilyn sands]

Thanks, Kosh.  Confucius Say: "3rd Grade Bullies in playground lose face & teeth"! 

[Foolish Monkey]

This is great!

that duck is so orange, it could pass for president trumpledumple.  and I wouldn't mind a plate of those spare ribs.