Of course, President Trump doesn't know it yet; he's too busy calling our Intelligence mavens 'Do-do Heads', counting everyone else' spareribs & complaining "What kind of country runs out of Duck Sauce"?
And, he really is thin-skinned - even Kim Jong Un ruffled his tail feathers calling him old!
I'm sure anything Trump calls Kim back will keep him from lighting the fuse on his 2 Missiles -
'Fatty' & 'Shorty'!
What are we in 3rd Grade?
That's right - he found a "What the Duck" Decoy from Spencer's Gifts to pick up the slack!
Who do you think would walk out in those silk pajamas!
Take a second look sometime: Beautifully hand-carved wood in Trump's likeness & Melania doesn't even complain when there's a mix-up, either!
Okay, there is the splinters; but it doesn't say, "Get off my hair"!
And, those Trump-Putin whisperings at the Summit? That wasn't about collusion; Putin wants his daughter's money back from Trump U!
Yes, it's time he put his ducks in a row!
On his return, I hope the President appreciates the White House chef welcoming him home with 'Trump L'Orange' instead of an All-American Turkey...'cause everyone knows secretly he wants to save up all his 'Pardons'!
"Mueller say, You're fired"!
Well, the infamous Russian dossier is now making sense to me & I can sleep at night:
In 2013, when his bodyguard was offered a female for Trump's pleasure - he said,
"Hey, if it walks like a duck & wears a Babushka...send her up"!
Happy to say this can also be seen in "Humor Times Magazine" but Trump drinks much more water from all the MSG!