Super Blood Wolf Moon Eclipse Stuns Star Gazers Across the Globe: People from around the globe got a chance to take their minds off politics and gaze in awe at 2019’s only total lunar eclipse that is being called a “super blood wolf moon” because of its huge size and reddish/orange hue.
Never ones to let a bunch of highfalutin astronomers and scientists have the last word, some prominent megachurch televangelists are claiming it wasn’t an eclipse, but actually God who turned the moon “orange,” to honor of Donald Trump in his efforts to close the border with Mexico.
Meanwhile, others are expressing concern that a Super Blood Moon as dramatic as this might encourage werewolves to become more active, but werewolves countered that “we don’t need no stink’n blood moon! We can get the job done with any kinda moon you got.”
Now I have no idea if that statement is accurate or not. After all, Warren Zevon is no longer with us to consult on such matters, but what I do know is that it’s probably never a good idea to try and correct a werewolf’s bad grammar.