Study Right Finds Belly Button Positioning Important

Study Right Finds Belly Button Positioning Important:  US scientists say they have an explanation as to why African-Americans appear to dominate on the running track, while whites excel more in the swimming pool - claiming it’s all primarily due to the position of their belly-buttons.  Ironically, a follow-up study concluded that researchers who spend their time studying belly-button positioning - most likely have their heads positioned well up their rectum.

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Scientists Using Satellites to Measure Ocean Volume:  A group of scientists at the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institution have been using satellite measurements to get new estimates to determine the volume of water that’s in the ocean.  I can see how knowing the ocean’s volume could be valuable.  After all, if everyone keeps dumping their crap in there, one day we may end up having to drain everything.

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Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Linked to Hearing Loss:  New data suggests that erectile dysfunction drugs such as Viagra, Cialis and other similar medications - may prompt long-term hearing loss among users.  All I can say is “I heard that.”

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Comment by Steel Breeze on November 16, 2018 at 8:12am

swapping hearing for a hardon.......seems fair to me....

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 16, 2018 at 8:15am

Haha - `what's to hear anyway? lol

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on November 16, 2018 at 9:29am

:)

Comment by Tom Cordle on November 16, 2018 at 2:57pm

What did you say?

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 16, 2018 at 3:07pm

Hee!

Comment by koshersalaami on Thursday

If Viagra had been developed earlier I’d have a new theory as to why rock n roll is loud. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on Thursday

Ha - good point!

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