Study Finds Women with Larger Butts are Smarter and Healthier

[Johnny Robish]

Study Finds Women with Larger Butts are Smarter and Healthier:  A new study from the University of Oxford determined that women with larger than average butts are not only more intelligent, but also very resistant to chronic illnesses.  In related news, Oxford University has announced they will award Kim Kardashian an honorary doctorate for her contributions to medical science.

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Spanish Construction Workers Find 600 Kilos of Roman Coins:  Local officials report that construction workers have found 600 kilos (1,300 pounds) of ancient Roman coins while carrying out routine work on water pipes in southern Spain.  Researchers believe this may very well have been the booty for someone who knocked off an ancient Roman parking meter.

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Weasel Shuts Down CERN Collider:  The Large Hadron Collider, the world's most powerful scientific instrument, went offline after a weasel fell into the machinery causing a "severe electrical perturbation," temporarily shutting off the collider.  CERN officials say all systems were working perfectly until all of a sudden it was like “pop, goes the weasel!”

[JMac1949 Today]

R&L for big butts, Roman coins and nuclear weasels:

[Johnny Robish]

I love it (lol).  Here's more of the same:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek681p0kM3U

[Jonathan Wolfman]

:)

[Johnny Robish]

Thanks guys!

[Dandy Lion]

Only jmac knows how to really embed.  But who can forget Spinal Tap's Big Bottom.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

[Johnny Robish]

Hee!