Study Finds Sore Joints Aren’t Caused by Bad Weather

Study Finds Sore Joints Aren’t Caused by Bad Weather:  Researchers from Harvard Medical School say the old folk tale that bad weather prompts aches and pains in bad joints just isn’t supported by the evidence.  Now I don’t know about that, but I do know I’ve smoked some really bad joints in some good weather.

Trump Advisor Claims Obama Threw Baby Jesus Out of White House:  During an appearance on the Fox News Channel, Donald Trump‘s “spiritual advisor” Paula White celebrated Christians’ victory in the War on Christmas, by saying that President Trump is allowing the baby Jesus back into the White House after Obama threw him out.  Perhaps, but I suspect that after Jesus takes a look around and sees all the neo-Nazis and White Supremisists Trump brought in, I’m not too sure he’ll wanna spend a lot of time hanging out there anyway.

New Blood Test Can Accurately Diagnose Celiac Disease:  Celiac disease is an autoimmune disorder that affects only one percent of the US population, but a new blood test promises to detect once and for all, if someone actually has immune cells in their blood - even if they’ve not recently been exposed to gluten.  First customers for the tests are expected to be restaurant servers - who will administer them to whining, gluten-free customers to determine if they truly have Celiac disease or are simply obnoxious, trendy, jerk-off hipsters trying to impress their friends.

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Comment by koshersalaami on December 27, 2017 at 6:01am

Trump doesn't belong in the same sentence with Jesus as anything other than an expletive. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 27, 2017 at 8:37am


Comment by Tom Cordle on December 28, 2017 at 1:57pm

Of all the joints in all the towns in all the world ... mine most certainly do act up even worse in cold, wet weather. So who'm I gonna believe, Harvard researchers or my own lyin' knees?

Comment by koshersalaami on December 28, 2017 at 2:43pm

You can’t haaaaaaaaaide your lyin knees 

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 28, 2017 at 3:14pm



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