Study Finds Preference for Bitter Coffee Related to Psychopathy

Study Finds Preference for Bitter Coffee Related to Psychopathy:  Researchers at the University of Innsbruck in Austria found that people who prefer bitter tastes such as drinking their coffee black - have been associated with malevolent personality traits, especially sadism and psychopathy.

Now I don’t know so much about all that, but I do know that I’m pretty likely to exhibit psychopathic traits before I have my morning coffee.  And to be completely honest, I do admit that I normally prefer drinking my coffee black - in fact, right out of a mug I’ve crafted from of an actual human skull.  Do you suppose that’s a bad sign?  Gee, wonder if I’d make a better impression if I tossed a half packet of Splenda into the mix?

But the truth be known, the real reason I prefer my morning coffee black is so I don’t have to feel so guilty about the four donuts I chug down along with the coffee.  Now my suggestion is, if you seriously feel concerned that you prefer that morning coffee black, then simply switch to beer - problem solved!  Now, can we please move on to that new research about whether Starbucks is adding steroids to their coffee to make it stronger? 

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Comment by koshersalaami on November 4, 2018 at 1:15pm

I’m curious what other foods are related to psychopathy. White Zinfandel, perhaps. Mustard on hamburgers. Ketchup on hotdogs. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 4, 2018 at 2:26pm

Excellent list my friend.  Publish it now and save lives (lol).

Comment by Tom Cordle on November 4, 2018 at 5:58pm

I'm really an odd-duck for a blue-collar redneck in that I much prefer tea to coffee  For starters, I've never had a cup of burnt tea, but I've had to drink some very burnt coffee – McDonalds is criminal offender in that regard. With a cup of hot water and a tea bag on the side, I can brew my tea exactly as strong as I like – which is not very. My wife is the coffee drinker, but she drinks hers heavily laced with half'n'half. As far as I'm aware, neither of us is a psychopath.

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 4, 2018 at 6:55pm

Still, we're gonna have to keep a close eye on you Tom, just to be sure (lol).

Comment by koshersalaami on November 5, 2018 at 6:11am

Thank God for the Half’n’half. That’s what saves you. Also, when I drink coffee, which isn’t often, that’s what saves me. 

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