Study Finds People Who Use Marijuana Have More Sex: A new study involving more than 50,000 Americans found that people who use marijuana tend to have more sex than those who don't use the drug. What a bunch of bull! Why, after I read this story, I ran right out and smoked a joint and then asked a woman if she’d like to have sex with me and she said “absolutely not!”
Dyson Announces Plans to Build Zero-Emissions Vehicle: British inventor Sir James Dyson is branching out from his bagless vacuum cleaners - announcing plans to spend more than $2.7 billion to build a swoon-worthy, zero-emissions vehicle by 2020 and hiring 400 auto industry veterans. Well, let’s hope it doesn't suck. It’s a good thing he’s hired experienced industry veterans to help him, because let’s face it folks - new cars just aren’t created in a vacuum.
Study Says 40 Billion Earth-Like Planets in Our Galaxy: Astronomers at the University of California-Berkeley and the University of Hawaii released a study saying there are likely around 40 billion planets with Earth-like characteristics that could support life in our galaxy. Yea, and can you just imagine how pissed off they’re gonna be when they learn that only “Earth women” are allowed to be crowned “Miss Universe?”