Strangers on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex in Their Seats

Strangers on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex in Their Seats:  A 28-year-old man and a 48-year-old woman - who had just met while sitting next to each other on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit - face possible felony charges after the woman was caught in the act of giving oral sex to the male passenger.

Wow, I have to admit that before I looked at their ages, I was thinking “why would Harvey Weinstein be flying to Detroit?”  That said, this was kind of a creative way to use-up those air miles travel points.  I mean, who needs Pornhub when you can just grab yourself a quick flight to Detroit?  And to think industry analysts were just reporting how hard its been for airlines to fill up their flights to Detroit…not anymore!  

But come on, all kidding aside - this was rather inconsiderate on the part of these two.  I mean, suppose one of the other passengers sitting nearby had a “nut” allergy?  That said, several passengers did remark about how this was certainly a hell of a lot more entertaining than those crappy in-flight movies.  Regardless, everyone knows passengers are not supposed to have full access to the cockpit during a flight.  And even if the plane were going down, that doesn’t necessarily mean the passengers have to.

Anyway, after being caught in the act, flight attendants instructed the female passenger to “please return her fellow passenger to his upright position.”  Of course, if this guy was really smart, he should have just thrown his jacket over her head and claimed she was simply having a set of mild seizures.  And while prosecutors boast that getting a conviction in this case won’t be very hard, an attorney for the passengers says the law is pretty clear on this matter - "if the mouth don’t fit, you must acquit.”

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Comment by Steel Breeze on November 1, 2017 at 3:45am

can't think of a better way to pass flight time....

Comment by koshersalaami on November 1, 2017 at 5:23am

It would have been a more interesting story if he'd been giving her oral.

Comment by Steel Breeze on November 1, 2017 at 5:25am

kinda thinkin she didn't read Jonathon's latest post....

Comment by Arthur James on November 1, 2017 at 5:28am

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Delta says

they will investigate

the passenger named

Dick and Jane Doe

`'`;

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Comment by koshersalaami on November 1, 2017 at 5:39am

SB

Good one

Comment by Arthur James on November 1, 2017 at 5:46am

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wild ride in skies..'

'`'Oscar Wild said:`

I am  too young to'

know everything

la la Ia too young

to know...& not

young enough to

know everything...

`:`

,

Comment by Ron Powell on November 1, 2017 at 5:54am

"It would have been a more interesting story if he'd been giving her oral."

Who says she didn't.

Every sports fan knows that it's the second player involved in the contact that gets caught and called for the foul...

Felony felatio in flight...

He gets one shot and retains possession of the balls...

Comment by Arthur James on November 1, 2017 at 5:54am

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She requested a  ` oral examine.

`

Old psychiatrist new sad with a

lisp and was misunderstood...

She  said ` I have rectal  problems

Old shrink heard ` erectile problems.

`:`

`

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 1, 2017 at 6:37am

Haha - great stuff!! I really enjoyed all your comments my friends.

Comment by Tom Cordle on November 1, 2017 at 7:31am

Two more people can now claim to be members of the mile-high club, I assume.

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