Strangers on Delta Flight Caught Having Oral Sex in Their Seats: A 28-year-old man and a 48-year-old woman - who had just met while sitting next to each other on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit - face possible felony charges after the woman was caught in the act of giving oral sex to the male passenger.
Wow, I have to admit that before I looked at their ages, I was thinking “why would Harvey Weinstein be flying to Detroit?” That said, this was kind of a creative way to use-up those air miles travel points. I mean, who needs Pornhub when you can just grab yourself a quick flight to Detroit? And to think industry analysts were just reporting how hard its been for airlines to fill up their flights to Detroit…not anymore!
But come on, all kidding aside - this was rather inconsiderate on the part of these two. I mean, suppose one of the other passengers sitting nearby had a “nut” allergy? That said, several passengers did remark about how this was certainly a hell of a lot more entertaining than those crappy in-flight movies. Regardless, everyone knows passengers are not supposed to have full access to the cockpit during a flight. And even if the plane were going down, that doesn’t necessarily mean the passengers have to.
Anyway, after being caught in the act, flight attendants instructed the female passenger to “please return her fellow passenger to his upright position.” Of course, if this guy was really smart, he should have just thrown his jacket over her head and claimed she was simply having a set of mild seizures. And while prosecutors boast that getting a conviction in this case won’t be very hard, an attorney for the passengers says the law is pretty clear on this matter - "if the mouth don’t fit, you must acquit.”