You saw the Show - c'mon, you know you did.
But, you didn't see what Stormy Daniels was really thinking during her '60 Minutes' Tell-All interview tallying her 'Going Rate' fees for her time & trouble...
Well, here it is word-for-word...
TRUMP
Have you seen my new Magazine?
Braggadocio $50 bucks - Ka-ching
STORMY
Someone should take that magazine & spank you with it...give me that!
TRUMP
You wouldn't.
Foreplay $50 bucks - Ka-ching
STORMY
Hand it over. Turn around & drop 'em.
Easy Arousal $50 bucks - Ka-ching
STORMY
He pulled down his pants a little. He had underwear on & stuff & I gave him a couple swats.
S&M Lite $50 bucks - Ka-ching
TRUMP
Wow, you...you are special. You remind me of my daughter. You're smart & beautiful & a woman to be reckoned with & I like you. I like you.
'Reminds him of relative Creep Chat' $50 bucks & Totally unnecessary compliments $50 bucks - Ka-ching
STORMY
I was in the restroom for a little bit & came out & he was sitting, you know on the bed - perched & he was holding his...Emollient. (comedic license) ha ha
60 year old Flaunting Flasher $250 bucks - Ka-ching
TRUMP
Got an idea, honey bunch. Would you ever consider going on & being a Contestant?
Obligatory Sales Pitch $50 bucks - Ka-ching
TRUMP
My wife...don't worry about that. We don't even - we have separate rooms & stuff.
'The Little Woman @ Home doesn't mind' Line $50 bucks - Ka-ching
STORMY
I had sex with him, yes. Physically attracted to him, no.
Nauseous Sex $500 bucks - Ka-ching
STORMY
But, I didn't say no, I'm not a victim, I'm not.
Make that $400 bucks - Ka-ching
STORMY
No, I didn't use a condom.
Bareback Mountin' $1,000 bucks - Ka-ching
STORMY
No & I didn't ask him to.
Make that $900 bucks - Ka-ching
STORMY
He said it was great, had a great evening & it was nothing like he expected.
'Routine Departure Speech' but with a question about getting his Tightie-Whiteys off the chandelier. $50 bucks - Ka-ching
A Phone Call months later...
TRUMP
When can we get together again? I just wanted to give you a quick update on 'The Show'...
STORMY
No thanks!
'You didn't even buy me breakfast/I thought it was a business deal' Wake-up Call $$$Millions in publicity - Ka-ching
***
50 bucks!!!? sheeit, just wanna rent her, not buy her....
Thanks Steel Breeze - ha ha 50 Bucks...too much? Luckily, I'm not up on 'the going rate'!
Thanks so much for stopping by FoolishM! I agree that one photo of actors is indeed sickening - unless SHE has a REAL video!
That is one video I wouldn’t watch.
Thanks Kosh. I don't think HE'S seen anything below his waist in a long, long time - so I doubt if any Tape would either! hee hee
Bareback Mountin' $1,000 bucks - Ka-ching
Ha!
Thanks AKA - Always aim to please...Ha Ha
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