STORMY'S 60 MINUTES OF FAME - with her tally of 'Going Rate' fees!

You saw the Show - c'mon, you know you did.

But, you didn't see what Stormy Daniels was really thinking during her '60 Minutes' Tell-All interview tallying her 'Going Rate' fees for her time & trouble...

Well, here it is word-for-word...


Have you seen my new Magazine?

Braggadocio $50 bucks - Ka-ching


Someone should take that magazine & spank you with it...give me that!


You wouldn't.

Foreplay $50 bucks - Ka-ching


Hand it over.  Turn around & drop 'em.

Easy Arousal $50 bucks - Ka-ching


He pulled down his pants a little.  He had underwear on & stuff & I gave him a couple swats.

S&M Lite $50 bucks - Ka-ching


Wow, are special.  You remind me of my daughter.  You're smart & beautiful & a woman to be reckoned with & I like you.  I like you.

'Reminds him of relative Creep Chat' $50 bucks & Totally unnecessary compliments $50 bucks - Ka-ching


I was in the restroom for a little bit & came out & he was sitting, you know on the bed - perched & he was holding his...Emollient. (comedic license) ha ha

60 year old Flaunting Flasher $250 bucks - Ka-ching


Got an idea, honey bunch.  Would you ever consider going on & being a Contestant?

Obligatory Sales Pitch $50 bucks - Ka-ching


My wife...don't worry about that.  We don't even - we have separate rooms & stuff.

'The Little Woman @ Home doesn't mind' Line $50 bucks - Ka-ching


I had sex with him, yes.  Physically attracted to him, no.

Nauseous Sex $500 bucks - Ka-ching


But, I didn't say no, I'm not a victim, I'm not.

Make that $400 bucks - Ka-ching


No, I didn't use a condom.

Bareback Mountin' $1,000 bucks - Ka-ching


No & I didn't ask him to.

Make that $900 bucks - Ka-ching


He said it was great, had a great evening & it was nothing like he expected.

'Routine Departure Speech' but with a question about getting his Tightie-Whiteys off the chandelier.  $50 bucks - Ka-ching

A Phone Call months later...


When can we get together again?  I just wanted to give you a quick update on 'The Show'...


No thanks!

'You didn't even buy me breakfast/I thought it was a business deal' Wake-up Call $$$Millions in publicity - Ka-ching


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Comment by Steel Breeze on April 21, 2018 at 8:10am

50 bucks!!!? sheeit, just wanna rent her, not buy her....

Comment by marilyn sands on April 21, 2018 at 10:38am

Thanks Steel Breeze - ha ha  50 Bucks...too much?  Luckily, I'm not up on 'the going rate'!

Comment by marilyn sands on April 21, 2018 at 10:40am

Thanks so much for stopping by FoolishM!  I agree that one photo of actors is indeed sickening - unless SHE has a REAL video!

Comment by koshersalaami on April 21, 2018 at 12:56pm

That is one video I wouldn’t watch.

Comment by marilyn sands on April 21, 2018 at 3:54pm

Thanks Kosh.  I don't think HE'S seen anything below his waist in a long, long time - so I doubt if any Tape would either!  hee hee

Comment by alsoknownas on April 22, 2018 at 6:57am

Bareback Mountin' $1,000 bucks - Ka-ching


Comment by marilyn sands on April 22, 2018 at 9:59am

Thanks AKA - Always aim to please...Ha Ha


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