You saw the Show - c'mon, you know you did.
But, you didn't see what Stormy Daniels was really thinking during her '60 Minutes' Tell-All interview tallying her 'Going Rate' fees for her time & trouble...
Well, here it is word-for-word...
Have you seen my new Magazine?
Braggadocio $50 bucks - Ka-ching
Someone should take that magazine & spank you with it...give me that!
Foreplay $50 bucks - Ka-ching
Hand it over. Turn around & drop 'em.
Easy Arousal $50 bucks - Ka-ching
He pulled down his pants a little. He had underwear on & stuff & I gave him a couple swats.
S&M Lite $50 bucks - Ka-ching
Wow, you...you are special. You remind me of my daughter. You're smart & beautiful & a woman to be reckoned with & I like you. I like you.
'Reminds him of relative Creep Chat' $50 bucks & Totally unnecessary compliments $50 bucks - Ka-ching
I was in the restroom for a little bit & came out & he was sitting, you know on the bed - perched & he was holding his...Emollient. (comedic license) ha ha
60 year old Flaunting Flasher $250 bucks - Ka-ching
Got an idea, honey bunch. Would you ever consider going on & being a Contestant?
Obligatory Sales Pitch $50 bucks - Ka-ching
My wife...don't worry about that. We don't even - we have separate rooms & stuff.
'The Little Woman @ Home doesn't mind' Line $50 bucks - Ka-ching
I had sex with him, yes. Physically attracted to him, no.
Nauseous Sex $500 bucks - Ka-ching
But, I didn't say no, I'm not a victim, I'm not.
Make that $400 bucks - Ka-ching
No, I didn't use a condom.
Bareback Mountin' $1,000 bucks - Ka-ching
No & I didn't ask him to.
Make that $900 bucks - Ka-ching
He said it was great, had a great evening & it was nothing like he expected.
'Routine Departure Speech' but with a question about getting his Tightie-Whiteys off the chandelier. $50 bucks - Ka-ching
A Phone Call months later...
When can we get together again? I just wanted to give you a quick update on 'The Show'...
'You didn't even buy me breakfast/I thought it was a business deal' Wake-up Call $$$Millions in publicity - Ka-ching