Stormy Daniels Sues Alleging Trump Lawyer Trying to Silence Her: Porn Star Stormy Daniels has filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump, claiming that the President’s personal lawyer is taking considerable steps to silence her as she is preparing to tell her story of an “intimate relationship” with the Donald Trump back in 2006 and 2007.
Wait just a minute! You’re telling me Stormy Daniels expects us to believe that Donald Trump had an affair with an American woman? Seriously? And what’s really puzzling is - everyone knows porn actresses usually get paid to keep their mouths wide open. Now, all of a sudden, she’s getting paid to keep her mouth shut. That must be extremely confusing for her. On the other hand, pulling off such a skillful financial transaction like this ought to at least easily qualify her to become a member of President Trump’s Council of Economic Advisors if not Secretary of Commerce.
And while most US Presidents normally end up in our history books, this little escapade puts a whole new take on the old phrase ''going down in history.” One thing’s for sure, I think I finally now have a firm grasp on what Republicans really mean when they talk about the benefits of “trickle down economics.”
And while Donald Trump never served in our military because he had bone spurs and therefore did not receive a “Purple Heart - its my understanding that because of all his catting around, he did eventually end up with a purple something.
I tell you, its kind of weird when you realize that a porn star is holding the moral high ground in a dispute with the president. Of course, Trump has always bragged that he has all the best people, but let’s get real here - he doesn't even have all the best porn stars. The bottom line is, sure - our golfer President may have finally scored himself a hole in one - but it cost him $130,000.