Space Probe Philae Finds Organic Molecules on Comet: The European Space Agency's probe Philae may be struggling to stay in touch, but still managed to find something very special - several organic molecules - including four never detected before on a comet, which are important building blocks of life. In addition, the space agency vehemently denied rumors that the Philae probe may have also found debris from flight MH370.
Ohio Man Sentenced to Jail for Petting Zoo Cougars: An Ohio man who posted a video of himself petting cougars at the Columbus Zoo and Aquarium, has pleaded no contest to a trespassing charge and will have to spend two days in jail and pay $200 in fines. What an idiot. If you really wanna pet cougars, don’t go to a zoo - go to a singles bar. The man’s lawyer defended the cougar petting, asking “do we expect cougars in Ohio to just pet themselves?
Astronomers Say First Blue Moon in 3 Years: Astronomers say that tonight we will have the first “Blue Moon” in nearly three years. Really? Sometimes I think astronomers don’t know what they’re talking about. Hell, I just had a Blue Moon served ice-cold at the Westside Tavern the other night with an orange slice, a side of chips and some guacamole. I remember it well because I only order one once in a Blue Moon.