Sorry Donald, "WE DIDN'T JUST FALL OFF A TURNIP TRUCK"!

We all know that P.T. Barnum (may have) said there's a sucker born every minute - but one of our campaigners for President has made it an art form...

"I was going to say something extremely rough to Hillary & her family about indiscretions - but can't do it"!

*  You just did!

(hackers) "Russia, Russia, Russia - China...it also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds"!

*  Tweeting?

"My 10 year old son is unbelievable with computers"!

*  Maybe it was him!

"I'm under routine audit"!

*  If that's anything like a routine colonoscopy - bring it on!

"My microphone was bad"!

*  Maybe some of the copious amounts of water you drank got on it!

"Under my plan; I'll be reducing Taxes immensely"!

*  But mine first!

"And, by the way - my tax cut is the biggest since Ronald Reagan"!

*  Wasn't that your wifey who said something like that last night... or just time to say Reagan's name again?

(the trump loophole)  "Who gave it that name"?

*  We all did - as we were signing our 1040's!

"Law & Order"!

*  That's what's needed after your Rallies!

"I have the endorsement of the NRA"!

*  And, by the way - the KKK!

"As far as the nuclear is concerned - it is the single greatest threat that this country has"!

*  What happened to - "Why can't we use nuclear weapons"?

(gold star family) "I'd like to hear his wife say something"!

*  Like yours who borrowed word-for-word?

"I've always wanted to get the Purple Heart"!

*  How about first - try a pulsating real one!

(hotel) "We're just opening one up on Pennsylvania Avenue right next to the White House"!

*  So Russia can hear us better!

(telling Isis everything) "Douglas MacArthur wouldn't like that too much"!

*  He not only would roll over in his grave that you mentioned him - but he "Will Return"!

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Comment by Zanelle on September 29, 2016 at 6:25pm

Yep, you nailed all his odd comments.  Can't someone catch him on something illegal?  This Cuba thing looks promising.  There needs to be something to bring him down...bigly.

Comment by koshersalaami on September 29, 2016 at 7:34pm

Oh, there's a lot. Especially financial.

Comment by marilyn sands on September 29, 2016 at 9:31pm

Thanks Z! 

"Release my taxes but against my lawyer's wishes"! 

"You don't learn that much from Tax Returns".

"I would give you a list of banks".  That cracked me up!

Comment by marilyn sands on September 29, 2016 at 9:33pm

Thanks Kosh! 

Unfortunately - the next Debate will be pure Entertainment with the possibility of Tabloid Sleaze!

Comment by JMac1949 Today on September 30, 2016 at 6:22am

Trump sucks rocks but as H. L. Mencken said, Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."  R&L ;-)

Comment by Annmarie Handley on September 30, 2016 at 8:42am

That was priceless.  At least he's entertaining to watch and helps me to define clearly for my daughter just how deceptive and misleading our politicians can be.  I actually apologized to one of my adult ESL students the other day for the debates and had to add that she shouldn't consider our presidential candidates examples of our country's brightest people.  I felt genuinely embarrassed for us as a nation.

Comment by marilyn sands on September 30, 2016 at 11:13am

Thanks Terry!  He's drowning in Quotes!

Comment by marilyn sands on September 30, 2016 at 11:19am

Thanks jmac - I agree & Judge Judy doesn't bite either...

Comment by marilyn sands on September 30, 2016 at 11:27am

Thanks Annmarie!  We're the ones suffering with 1 1/2 years of campaigning on this level - but I guarantee by the time your daughter gets to vote; "Personality Disorders" (as a sickness) will prevent any loose cannon from getting this far!

Comment by marilyn sands on September 30, 2016 at 10:11pm

Turns out officials say there WAS something wrong with his mic - he'll fuss & fume a while & then go on to the next indignity.  Doubt if he ever will show his Taxes; it's just too juicy. 

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