Some Suspect Earth’s Magnetic Poles About to Flip

Some Suspect Earth’s Magnetic Poles About to Flip:  A new theory being proposed is that the Earth’s magnetic poles may be about to flip for the first time in 786,000 years.  Scientists say that even if it does happen, humans should be OK overall - but birds who typically migrate using magnetic guidance may now be forced to download the Waze app in order to navigate their way past Cleveland every summer.  Otherwise, about the only other thing people will notice is that they’ll now need to place the batteries into their electronic devices backwards.

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Last Ice Age Affected Breastfeeding in Native Americans:  Scientists at UC Berkeley say that the last ice age may have caused a genetic mutation in Native Americans which causes the breasts to provide more fat and vitamin D to infants.  So I’m guessing before that, the only thing available in breastfeeding was either 2% or skim milk?

 

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Ikea Elk Lasagna Tests Positive for Pork:  Swedish retailer Ikea has been forced to stop sales of its elk-meat lasagna in stores after testing showed that the elk lasagna also contained pork.  OK, but two questions come to mind.  First, who the hell eats “elk-meat lasagna” and secondly, who buys their food at Ikea?

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Comment by koshersalaami on May 3, 2018 at 4:13am

Ikea’s food is actually pretty good. The answer to your question is if you buy something at Ikea and it isn’t local to you, you’re going to need a meal during your trip. The closest Ikea to here is about three hours. Where I last lived it was about half that. But it’s close to the main place I work. 

Comment by Steel Breeze on May 3, 2018 at 4:43am

i believe the mag pole flip will raise hell with lectrics,but not sure.....the real biggy is when we go thru another pole shift.....and no,we wont be ok then....

Comment by koshersalaami on May 3, 2018 at 5:25am

I think the exotic dancing industry could be adversely affected by all those pole dancers who are suddenly upside down

Comment by koshersalaami on May 3, 2018 at 5:26am

Or pole vaulters whose trajectory now carries them underground

Comment by koshersalaami on May 3, 2018 at 5:28am

Or when all these people in Krakow suddenly love Russians and Germans

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 3, 2018 at 6:05am

Funny stuff guys!

Comment by Dicky Neely on May 3, 2018 at 6:17am

Maybe this has something to do with why Trump was elected.

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 3, 2018 at 6:49am

Hee!

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