I was going to preface this with something witty or at least interesting, but as usual it's now too late in the day and I'm too tired to be witty or interesting, so I'll just admit here that one of the reasons I (re)joined Our Salon was so I'd have some new people to inflict my pictures on. Unfortunately, even here in this relatively antisocial media space Lorianne has so thoughtfully carved out of the Interwebz for us, quite a few of you will have seen some or all of these photos before since I have used them each at one time or another as Facebok cover pics, so I apologize in advance to anyone for whom this stuff is yesterday's news. To all the rest of you, let me begin by saying, "Here is a picture of my van. As you can see, it is parked in front of my house. Here is another shot of my van, but this time it's parked in my driveway. And here is my van again, but in close-up so you can see my new fuzzy dice hanging on the rearview mirror and some Bondo work I recently did on the hood. Now, in this shot, which I took from inside the garage, you can plainly see my van's bitchin' chrome bikini chick mudflaps, while in this one.... "