You know you're Slipping into darkness when;

You spend 45 minutes looking for the car keys that were in your hand all the while;

You call the police to report that your car was stolen, when the fact is you parked it on the other side of the mall;

When you finish drinking the orange juice, you put the carton in the sink and the empty glass into the refrigerator;

When you go to the grocery store and can't remember what you are there to get;

When you can't find your glasses because you're wearing them.

When you have to choose between the prescription for viagra and a new pair of sneakers and you buy the sneakers;

When your image of some good hooters is a burger and a root beer.

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Comment by Doc Vega on May 12, 2018 at 2:33pm

Yeah, I remember this tune!

Comment by Steel Breeze on May 13, 2018 at 4:06am

exactamundo!.....my most recent dumbass habit is lookin all over for my keys,to find them stickin outa the doorknob from last night....

Comment by mary gravitt on May 14, 2018 at 2:11pm

I hope it's not slipping into Alhimers.

Comment by Ron Powell on May 14, 2018 at 4:02pm

No, just recurring senior moments....

Comment by Maui Surfer on May 14, 2018 at 6:29pm

Slippin' into darkness
Take my mind beyond the dreams

Comment by moki ikom on May 14, 2018 at 10:02pm

i find darkness soothing compared to light projections of Trumpism

Comment by moki ikom on May 14, 2018 at 10:05pm

Trumpism: 

Definition of trumpery

1a : worthless nonsense
b : trivial or useless articles : junk
  • a wagon loaded with household trumpery
  •  —Washington Irving
2archaic : tawdry finery

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