You know you're Slipping into darkness when;
You spend 45 minutes looking for the car keys that were in your hand all the while;
You call the police to report that your car was stolen, when the fact is you parked it on the other side of the mall;
When you finish drinking the orange juice, you put the carton in the sink and the empty glass into the refrigerator;
When you go to the grocery store and can't remember what you are there to get;
When you can't find your glasses because you're wearing them.
When you have to choose between the prescription for viagra and a new pair of sneakers and you buy the sneakers;
When your image of some good hooters is a burger and a root beer.