SLEEPLESS IN THE WHITE HOUSE - Saying Your Prayers with Hannity!

New York Magazine tells us that our President & Fox News anchor, Sean Hannity like to chat on the phone before bedtime & their last call went something like this...

SEANY HANNITY

What are you doing?

DONNY TRUMP

Arranging my Fries in order to size & sauce ratio.

SEANY

What are you wearing?

DONNY

It's 'Come as you are' tonight.

SEANY

What was last night?

DONNY

Chastity Belt Special.

SEANY

Every night's a surprise, huh?

DONNY

Well, it all depends if she's in the room or not! ha ha

SEANY

Jared looked really good at the Jerusalem Embassy - you must be proud.

DONNY

All he needs is a Clearance.

SEANY

No rush - he could bring peace to the region blindfolded.

DONNY

Bibi owes me.

SEANY

Maybe a Corned Beef on Rye?

DONNY

With Russian Dressing. (Wink, Wink)

SEANY

I didn't know!

DONNY

You didn't know anything when Giuliani was with you either.

SEANY

I'm getting sleepy.

DONNY

No, I get to hang up on you!  I'm getting sleepy!

SEANY

Talk again tomorrow night, right?

DONNY

I get the last word - Goodnight Mueller!

SEANY

He's listening?

DONNY

You Putz, next time call Pence - he doesn't know anything either!

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Comment by J.P. Hart on May 18, 2018 at 8:37am

Marilyn Sands:)

Yours today and unusually all of the time

R like Irish Coffee in the vista AMtRAC! Yours today and unusually all of the time R like a pre-op warm towel in a world that's so cold!

Comment by J.P. Hart on May 18, 2018 at 9:03am

Two Goldfish in a Glass Slipper

'What do you get (wincingly)when Donald Trump handshakes Kim Jong-un?'
'...a tower and a shadow??'
'NO!'
'...one good haircut??'
'Hey-hey; we may be only goldfish ---'
'doo-whah---we sure got the bubblee!'
'Hey-hey. OOOH!! Here comes the bread crusts!!
'Don't turn yo' fish-eye when U ad-lip...you know: kelp it HIP'

Comment by marilyn sands on May 18, 2018 at 9:05am

Thanks for stopping by J.P.!  Imagine if I REALLY had the transcripts!

Comment by J.P. Hart on May 18, 2018 at 9:33am

... talkin' 'bout a girl that looks lot like blue ...
Many sought a magic potion, tryin' to stay in motion,
JPH
recollected from the TBA poetika: DEHYDRATION NATION
than(ky)ou for your time,babe:]
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Comment by Maui Surfer on May 18, 2018 at 3:20pm

Hannity- no college degree, a drive time dj who saw politics as higher level of profiteering. An asshole. A liar. A TRAITOR. A guy I'd like to go 3 rounds in the ring with.

Comment by marilyn sands on May 18, 2018 at 6:31pm

ha ha Funny Maui...& I'll be there cheering you on. 

Comment by Robert Wolf on May 20, 2018 at 5:04pm

Good stuff, Marilyn. Arranging fries is something I can imagine the asshole doing.

Comment by marilyn sands on May 20, 2018 at 8:09pm

Thanks so much Robert!  It just felt like something he would do!  ha ha

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