Sinkhole Formed on White House North Lawn

Sinkhole Formed on White House North Lawn:  A small sinkhole which began forming on the White House north lawn this past week is being monitored by security to make sure it doesn’t pose a threat to the occupants and staff.  Sink hole?  My guess is it’s Melania - trying to tunnel the hell out.  She probably figured it worked for El Chapo, so its worth a try.

 

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Giant Predatory Worms Have Invaded France:  Biologists warn that giant predatory Hammerhead flatworms, which grow to a foot or more in length, have invaded France.  Now, I guess the only question that remains is has France offered its unconditional surrender and turned over all government functions to the worms yet?

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Asteroid From Alien Star System Spotted Near Jupiter:  Scientists say they have spotted an “alien” asteroid which they believe is from another solar system, and its orbiting our sun in the wrong direction.  Now wait a minute - just how the hell is some asteroid from another solar system supposed to know what is the “proper direction?”  There’s no directional signs out there! 

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Comment by koshersalaami on May 23, 2018 at 4:04am

No directional signs you can read, Earthman

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 23, 2018 at 7:46am

Hee!

Comment by TG DE VORE on May 23, 2018 at 10:29am

The swamp is beginning to drain?

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 23, 2018 at 10:34am

Indeed!

Comment by Boanerges on May 23, 2018 at 2:39pm

That's where Orange Cthulhu emerges each morning to watch Pox and Fiends.

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 23, 2018 at 3:51pm

Ha!

Comment by Dicky Neely on May 24, 2018 at 7:37am

It is not surprising there is a sinkhole on the White House lawn. After all, there is a black hole in the oval office!

Comment by Dicky Neely on May 24, 2018 at 7:38am

I imagine there will soon be a new escargot meal in France.

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 24, 2018 at 8:23am

Hee!

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