Sen Graham Sees 70% Chance Trump Will Attack North Korea: Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has told the Atlantic that there is a 70% chance President Trump will attack Pyongyang if it conducts another nuclear test. My first thought was, where exactly is Sen. Graham getting that 70% figure? I mean, why not 72.64%? And then it occurred to me, its because THIS President does NOT do fractions.
Republican Warns Reducing Carbon Emissions Will Kill All Plants: Republican state Sen. Jerry Sonnenberg of Colorado argues that liberal environmental measures to reduce carbon emissions will kill off all plant life on Earth because “trees and plants use carbon dioxide to create oxygen.” Excellent point - I mean, everyone knows there were no such thing as plants and trees and before we started burning all those fossil fuels in our cars, factories and power plants.
California Warns People to Limit Exposure to Cellphones: Despite the fact that most scientists have dismissed any potential link between cellphone radio waves and cancer as utterly unproven and downright implausible - the California Department of Public Health (CDPH) a lawsuit has forced the state to issue a warning to residents to limit their exposure to cellphones whenever possible. Gee, then I guess we can all thank our lucky stars that the core of the earth isn’t made of iron and nickel and constantly emitting a strong electromagnetic field all around us.