Sen Graham Sees 70% Chance Trump Will Attack North Korea

Sen Graham Sees 70% Chance Trump Will Attack North Korea:  Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has told the Atlantic that there is a 70% chance President Trump will attack Pyongyang if it conducts another nuclear test.  My first thought was, where exactly is Sen. Graham getting that 70% figure?  I mean, why not 72.64%?  And then it occurred to me, its because THIS President does NOT do fractions.

Republican Warns Reducing Carbon Emissions Will Kill All Plants:  Republican state Sen. Jerry Sonnenberg of Colorado argues that liberal environmental measures to reduce carbon emissions will kill off all plant life on Earth because “trees and plants use carbon dioxide to create oxygen.”  Excellent point - I mean, everyone knows there were no such thing as plants and trees and before we started burning all those fossil fuels in our cars, factories and power plants.

California Warns People to Limit Exposure to Cellphones:  Despite the fact that most scientists have dismissed any potential link between cellphone radio waves and cancer as utterly unproven and downright implausible - the California Department of Public Health (CDPH) a lawsuit has forced the state to issue a warning to residents to limit their exposure to cellphones whenever possible.  Gee, then I guess we can all thank our lucky stars that the core of the earth isn’t made of iron and nickel and constantly emitting a strong electromagnetic field all around us.

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Comment by Ron Powell on December 16, 2017 at 6:27am

The likelyhood of Trump launching a preemptive (proactive) strike against North Korea may actually be much  higher than 70%....

Comment by koshersalaami on December 16, 2017 at 6:48am

Why don't we just offer North Korea more carbon emissions to save their plant life?

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 16, 2017 at 8:37am

Haha - thanks my friends!

Comment by Boanerges on December 16, 2017 at 3:31pm

Yeah, well, I read today that the OberGropenFuhrer's approval rating is 32 per cent. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that 0 Celsius? (Asking for a friend.)

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 16, 2017 at 3:35pm

Hee!  Guess your friend must have meteorological ambitions?

Comment by moki ikom on December 16, 2017 at 5:05pm

 I'd first heard of a 30% chance about some warring thing or another from the senator's lips this morning.  Insanity is contagious; obviously, seeing what that senator shows so convincingly after some of his past revelations concerning the presdient the senator has come to worship.   The smiling, forever unrepetent warmongering senator may as well be replying to the question "What are the chances of Armageddon, Senator Lindsey?"  The Senator smiles and replies: "A hundred per-cent. (bigger smile) Jesus is just a shit load of bombs away.  Take my word for it if you can't see it for yourself."

Comment by moki ikom on December 16, 2017 at 5:14pm

One big difference between Earth's core-generated electromagnetism and our manmade stuff is that we've evolved over tens of thousands of years to adapt to the presence of the former energy on our biological and nervous system's.

Comment by moki ikom on December 16, 2017 at 5:23pm

Sen. Sonnenberg is onto something although his timeline is off a few dozen tens of millions of years when there could very well likely be some lifeform on the planet that thanks us for so aggressively bringing back into the biosphere the building blocks of most all life that ever existed on the planet.  Earth has until the Sun fades to zero photons to get it right, we don't.

Comment by Johnny Robish on December 16, 2017 at 5:40pm

Thanks for your comments my friend!


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