Sean Spicer Says You Can Trust Trump If He’s Not Joking: Peter Alexander of NBC News asked White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer whether people should trust the president to tell the truth, to which Spicer said “yes they can, unless he’s joking.” Which is kind of an interesting response considering that as far as I can tell, the whole Trump presidency is basically a joke. Let’s put it this way, if Trump were Pinocchio, his nose would stretch all the way to the Kremlin.
Low-Flow Toilets Required In California: Under a recently passed law, California will become the first state in the nation to require low-flow toilets in virtually all homes, apartment houses and businesses. Meanwhile, those opposed to the measure ask just “how low can you flow?”
Massive Water Reservoir Found Circling Giant Quasar: Astronomers have discovered a water reservoir containing 140 trillion times the amount of water in all the Earth's oceans circling around a distant quasar, making it the largest mass of water ever detected in the universe. Good grief, you’re telling me even quasars have to deal with water retention? What’s next? Do all these stars make my galaxy look too fat?