Seahawks Safety Earl Thomas Penalized for Hugging Ref: Seattle Seahawks safety Earl Thomas was so overcome with emotion after recovering a New Orleans fumble and returning it in for a touchdown that he gave the nearby ref a really big hug, then was immediately penalized for “touching a referee.” There’s absolutely no excuse for this. A professional like Thomas should know this is tackle, not touch football.
Two Girls Drug Parents So They Can Use Internet: Police are reporting that two California teenagers were arrested after they gave one of the girl's parents milkshakes spiked with prescription sleeping pills so she could use the Internet past her curfew. Yeah, and it would be just my luck the internet would crash the very second I drugged them.
New Vision for Male Birth Control is Prevent Sperm from Swimming: Researchers at the University of Wolverhampton in the UK are reporting that male fertility comes down to basically one thing - sperm motility - and if sperm can be prohibited from swimming, fertility will not happen. Researchers add that perhaps the best way to prevent sperm from learning to swim would be by preventing them from obtaining memberships at the YMCA.