Scientists Say Space is Full of Dirty Toxic Grease

Scientists Say Space is Full of Dirty Toxic Grease:  Researchers say they’ve determined that the Milky Way galaxy is just full of dirty, toxic space grease - the equivalent of nearly 40 trillion trillion trillion packs of butter.  Now, who cares if the Milky Way is full of grease- I’m not planning on eating any of it anyway. 

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New Oxford Study Says Humans Are Alone in Universe:  A new study out of Oxford University, strongly suggests that humanity is all alone in the observable universe, putting a damper on the theory that there is intelligent life somewhere in the known universe.  That said, many psychologists are disputing that finding, pointing out that we’ll never be “alone” as long as we still have all those Kardashian tweets to keep us company.

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Cops Remove Beer Can from Skunk’s Head:  Police have removed a Miller Lite beer can from the head of a semi-intoxicated skunk found waddling around near a fraternity at Miami of Ohio University.  Needless to say, police report the poor animal was drunk as a skunk.

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Comment by Steel Breeze on June 28, 2018 at 6:21am

not sure what space is full of but, it's easy to see what these "scientists" are full of.......

Comment by Steel Breeze on June 28, 2018 at 6:25am

these mopes draw conclusions about an entire continent by examining one grain of sand on the beach......sheesh...

Comment by koshersalaami on June 28, 2018 at 7:24am

“40 trillion trillion trillion packs of butter”. It seems to me that that’s a lot of lubricant inventory. So that’s what will finance the space program. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on June 28, 2018 at 10:01am

Great comments!

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