Scientists Monitoring Near-Earth Asteroid 99942 Apophis

Scientists Monitoring Near-Earth Asteroid 99942 Apophis:  Scientists meeting this week at the 2019 Planetary Defense Conference, say they’re monitoring the 99942 Apophis asteroid which will be coming within 20,000 miles (33,000 kilometers) of the Earth’s surface in just 10 years.  The thing is, by the year 2029, Trump will likely be settling into his 4th term - so if an asteroid suddenly threatens to destroy the Earth, my guess is that after 16 years of Trump, no one will really much care.

 

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Oldest Human Footprint Found in the Americas Confirmed in Chile:  Researchers say a 15,600-year old footprint discovered by a student in southern Chile is believed to be the oldest human footprint ever found in the Americas.  Oddly enough, scientists say the footprint appears to be that of someone wearing size 12 Bruno Magli shoes, but because it’s from well over 15K years ago - they’re rather doubtful it has any connection to the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman murders.

 

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Beyond Meat IPO Raises $241 Million as Veggie Appetite Grows:  Beyond Meat Inc., the maker of vegan chicken and beef substitutes, raised $241 million in its initial public offering after pricing its shares at the top end of an elevated price range.  Wow, that’s not only Beyond Meat, that’s “beyond comprehension.”  I mean, even if you bought them at Whole Foods, $241 million buys one helluva lot of veggie burgers.

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Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on May 1, 2019 at 9:10pm

Every spring OJ searches across hundreds of northern golf courses looking for clues to the real killer or killers....

Comment by moki ikom on May 1, 2019 at 10:48pm

Somewhere during our Herr Netanyahu sychophants' second term =who? wants to bet that not during  the first term  -and hoo really gives enouff of a prolonged  pooph? to bother to think otherwise= it may happen that I pray there be something better than us and that to facilitate that outcome US destroys us and God bless the leftovers.

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 1, 2019 at 11:36pm

Thanks guys!

Comment by J.P. Hart on May 2, 2019 at 6:41pm

Scientists Monitoring...
Student skypes from Starbucks (Saginaw):
J.P.! Heads-Up&ATOM! Monsieur Robish's report on 99942 Apophis Asteroid! Can you imagine the throw-down P.A.R.T.Y?
(I go): LO;}
summing the digits = 33---ain't that the last known age of Jesus?? Is it the Second (2nd) Coming! Why would he come back? Why'd he leave?? You
could hear the sound system loudly going, CSNY:..I have been around the world...
And I'm thinking minds well hitch your wagon to a star...banks are only paying what? 1.33 on cash anyways...Social Security is out of aces in 2034 LO;} and behold!

Oldest Human Footprint...

Who's to say maybe some failing anthropology major didn't stomp his foot and baked the impression with a hairdryer for a few days? Empirical rhymes with lyrical, no? Have they checked for athlete's foot fungus??
Plantar bacterium? Toe jam trace element!?

Beyond Meat IPO...

Geeze/Louise! From medium rares to medium ripes-YIKES! From well done conundrum to soy-toy-tummy-teasers...some real tasty tart tongue pleasers? You bet! And pass the Neuman's 1,000 Island! Hmmm-Hmmm

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 2, 2019 at 6:45pm

I've actually had that new "Impossible Burger," and its honestly totally indistinguishable from meat (blood and all).  Of course, that doesn't mean hard-core carnivores are going to buy it. 

Comment by koshersalaami on May 2, 2019 at 9:50pm

I’m glad to hear it. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on May 2, 2019 at 10:52pm

Yea, me too!

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