Scientists Find Dandruff on 125 Million-Year-Old Dinosaur

Scientists Find Dandruff on 125 Million-Year-Old Dinosaur:  Paleontologists report that the oldest known case of dandruff has been identified in a small feathered dinosaur that roamed the Earth about 125 million years ago.  Paleontologists say the entire dinosaur’s fossil wasn’t found, only its “head and shoulders.”  But come on - a dinosaur with a dandruff issues?  Sounds like “flake news” to me.

 

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Trump Says No Apology for Ancestors Who Tamed This Continent:  President Trump addressed graduates at a Naval Academy commencement - claiming that “our ancestors tamed a continent” and “we are not going to apologize for America.”  I don’t know about apologizing for America, but I do know we certainly need to apologize for Trump.

 

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Airlines Eliminating Limes as Citrus Prices Rise:  Its being reported that several airlines have decided to discontinue serving limes as garnishes in their food and drinks as prices for the fruit continue to rise.  Meanwhile, critics of the move are labeling this “a lime against humanity."

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Comment by J.P. Hart on May 26, 2018 at 1:01pm

Holy Water!

you're faster than a shooting star Johnny Robish*\ Just when I get good and plenty to sign off sign off 'harvest moon' after begging Doc\/ for the love of God to puuulease define Polk Salad you reappear challenging my thumbs up off the spacebar and I NEED to get your cyberslant that IF the deuce of the Triple Crown were mudders due-whah gots any deep inside scoop on the Belmont? O You: It never rains in California . . . Me: Charrie and I bought sun hats in January after shopping for a good while O You: whatcha sippin' Irish Mist??
Me: Bobby Vinton! Have we forgotten Bobby Vinton *??*
O You: . . .maybe next year: Autun Dreaming . . .
Me: . . .the lighting is never right: it's now . . .
  

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