Scientists Create Virtual Human Brain Cells

Scientists Create Virtual Human Brain Cells:  Scientists in Seattle have created three-dimensional computer reconstructions of living human brain cells by studying tissue that is usually discarded during surgery, capturing not only the shape and anatomy of living cells, but also the electrical signals they produce.  During a recent press conference, Dr Frankenstein and his staff said it was great to be working in cosmopolitan Seattle as opposed to the Swiss Alps, because villagers there have a tendency to become a bit nervous over this type of research.

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New Technique Increases Chances for Lucid Dreaming:  Research from the University of Adelaide has unveiled a new technique which has had unprecedented success in increasing people’s chances of having lucid dreams, in which the dreamer is aware they’re dreaming while it’s happening and can somewhat control the experience.  One technique I’ve found that seems to work fairly well is don’t go to bed completely hammered.

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Snake Slithers Out of Starbucks Toilet:  In an urban legend come to life, a Texas man with an admitted aversion to snakes was unpleasantly surprised when he encountered a rattlesnake slithering out of the toilet he was using inside a San Antonio Starbucks.  A Starbucks spokesperson explained that they have had issues with the toilet clogging and just had the toilet “snaked” - and the plumber may have simply forgotten to remove the snake.

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Comment by koshersalaami on October 26, 2017 at 4:10am

The Frankenstein staff feels safe in Seattle because all the torches are in Charlottesville

Comment by Arthur James on October 26, 2017 at 5:50am

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This looks like a Our Salon Homeless Blogger

who weeps because He LOST a library card.

He used the library to poop & use pubic?

Public compooper? Compuser? Computer.

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koshersaalami ask for OS

commenters to practice

more Humanity? More

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behind bit. He heard if

you are bit by toxic

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to suck wound. Sigh.

He could not find one

sucker to help him.

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Comment by koshersalaami on October 26, 2017 at 6:05am

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Comment by koshersalaami on October 26, 2017 at 6:29am

Why?

Comment by Boanerges on October 26, 2017 at 7:51am

Any chance they can be injected into your Cretin-in-Chief? Oh wait. You said HUMAN brain cells. My bad.

Comment by Tom Cordle on October 26, 2017 at 7:54am

Beset with aging brain cells, it's sometimes difficult for me to discern which – or at least how much – of your missives is based in reality and which is clever comedy. But assuming the brain cell bit is true, can we get some of those cells implanted in the brain of the guy who claims to know words, have a genius level IQ, and possess one of the greatest memories of all time, all the while behaving like a seven-year-old spoiled brat with brain damage?

As for Dr Frankenstein, he was a piker compared with today's Republican Party, which has created not only Tramp, but now pukes up Roy Moore for the Senate - with more monsters sure to come next year. And it ain't just that dastardly duo – how about Devin Nunes, Steve King, Dana Rohrabacher, Joe Barton, Louie Gohmert, Ted Cruz, ad infinitum. The Repugnant Party has become a veritable monster making machine.

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 26, 2017 at 8:30am

Haha - thanks for all your comments my friends!

Comment by Ron Powell on October 26, 2017 at 3:08pm

This will give new meaning to the phrase, "artificial intelligence".

Comment by Johnny Robish on October 26, 2017 at 5:02pm

Hee!

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