SBA/RR Challenge: NON FICTION: meta check

you've been online too long when you

...read tea leaves where there is no tea
...feel the oppressive sensations of being bullied, insulted and abused
...then report your findings to the authorities. anonymously
...copy other peoples posts then pour over them in search of hidden meanings and occult messages
...you find lots!
...see into your monitor and directly through it into the minds of people you don't know
...lose your sense of humor

any or all of the above combined with severe constipation is an indicator you are suffering online saturation

steps to your cure:

1. shut down the computer. ,
2. come out of the darkness and into the light. go slowly.
3. accustom yourself to reality.
4. breathe deeply.
5. eat a piece of fruit. it will boost your possassium and help with that nasty constipation.
6. remember be gentle. you are in a fragile state
7. repeat these words (quietly): "I love myself. I do!"
8. give yourself a hug.
9. take another deep breath. prepare to leave your safe house.
10. go to the front door.....BUT before you open it and step outside, check to see that you are clothed.  are your clothes properly fastened?  if not, ask your personal LOLcat to help.
11. don't forget the tinfoil hat.

Dedicated to Trig, who loved him some META.  

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Comment by Foolish Monkey on April 19, 2018 at 12:41pm

CONFESSION: I'm dealing with some old aux storage drives where I saved many many posts I wrote - many for OPEN. and what's more, I barely remember them.  

Comment by koshersalaami on April 19, 2018 at 1:45pm

My last post contains the key to where Jimmy Hoffa is buried

Comment by J.P. Hart on April 19, 2018 at 2:31pm

Like those little icebox packets of HORMEL pepperoni!
(Keeps 'em comin' back every Sunday)

Truth be bold:
Foolish,
I got turned around right off the 'sweet spot' what with '...{sic} no tea ...'
& saw T.EA rather a convolution of that orgy in the dining car (don't ask) and delivering 1,984 oz.,
half-barrels out of the back seat of my butter yellow V.W, ragtop ... T dot EA
And I am out of half & half!
Momenterrily spell-bound
myOmy minnie Jack Daniels cap:

Old
No.7
Brand

Hence it's full speed ahead:
Fifty (50) years and still able to count backwards,
rapidly approaching one of the three worst days since
the invasion of Poland

Bobby,
we are seeking that elusive New World
V special plans
marking your time,
so slowly

Barbara Bush,
Godspeed, thank you dear lady,
blessings to kin,
once agin,
(keep the gates
open please)

We'll be free, won't we?

Comment by J.P. Hart on April 19, 2018 at 2:55pm

WHAT?

that I should telephone MOMS and ask:

look what

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Comment by J.P. Hart on April 19, 2018 at 3:00pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX9A5vv-jOM

Pink - Me & bobby McGee - YouTube

Johnny Cash - Hurt (Official Video) HD - YouTube

Comment by J.P. Hart on April 19, 2018 at 3:10pm

Rosey Grier
refer to caption
Grier at the 2008 Movieguide Faith and Value Awards Gala
No. 76
Position: Defensive tackle
Personal information
Born: July 14, 1932 (age 85)
Cuthbert, Georgia, U.S.
Height: 6 ft 5 in (1.96 m)
Weight: 284 lb (129 kg)
Career information
College: Penn State
NFL Draft: 1955 / Round: 3 / Pick: 31
Career history
New York Giants (1955–1962)
Los Angeles Rams (1963–1966)
Career highlights and awards
2× Pro Bowl (1956, 1960)
3× All-Pro (1956, 1958 1959)
Career NFL statistics
Sacks: 44.5
Games: 141
Safeties: 2
Player stats at NFL.com
Roosevelt Grier (born July 14, 1932) is an American actor, singer, Protestant minister, and former professional American football player. He was a notable college football player for The Pennsylvania State University who earned a retrospective place in the National Collegiate Athletic Association 100th anniversary list of 100 most influential student athletes. As a professional player, Grier was a member of the New York Giants and the original Fearsome Foursome of the Los Angeles Rams. He played in the Pro Bowl twice.

After Grier's professional sports career, he worked as a bodyguard for Robert Kennedy during the 1968 presidential campaign and was guarding the senator's wife, Ethel Kennedy, during the Robert F. Kennedy assassination. Although unable to prevent that killing, Grier took control of the gun and subdued the shooter, Sirhan Sirhan.

Grier's other activities have been colorful and varied. He hosted his own Los Angeles television show and made approximately 70 guest appearances on various shows during the 1960s and 1970s. In 1979 Grier appeared on season three, episode 14 of The Love Boat.

As a singer, Grier first released singles on the A label in 1960, and over the following twenty-five years he continued to record on various labels including Liberty, Ric, MGM, and A&M.[1] His recording of a tribute to Robert Kennedy, "People Make the World" (written by Bobby Womack), was his only chart single, peaking at No. 128 in 1968.

Grier is known for his serious pursuit of hobbies not traditionally associated with men. He has authored several books, including Rosey Grier's Needlepoint for Men in 1973. Grier became an ordained Protestant minister in 1983 and travels as an inspirational speaker. He founded American Neighborhood Enterprises, a nonprofit organization that serves inner city youth. He was also a featured speaker at the 1984 Republican National Convention; during its evening session on August 20, 1984, he endorsed President Ronald Reagan for re-election.[2]

Comment by Foolish Monkey on April 19, 2018 at 5:36pm

JPH, you neglected to note, his most famous starring moment (and my favorite Rosie Grier day in the sun), when he co starred with Ray Milland in the The Thing with Two Heads.  

Comment by Foolish Monkey on April 19, 2018 at 5:37pm

Kosh, I thought that's what I gleaned.

Comment by J.P. Hart on April 19, 2018 at 5:57pm

NOW I have a splitting headache

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on April 19, 2018 at 7:52pm

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