In spite of having been a Cubs fan my entire life, I've decided to become a Yankees fan...  because they clearly have the BEST concessions stands.

Long Live

(...and yes, this IS fiction...  pure unadulterated fiction...  I would slit my own throat before becoming a freak'in "Stankees" fan...  which would almost be as disgusting as becoming a "Sillies" or "Red Sux" fan!)

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Comment by koshersalaami on April 14, 2018 at 11:48am

When the first female player in the major leagues signs with the Yankees, we’ll ask you again. 

Comment by Foolish Monkey on April 14, 2018 at 12:06pm

Yankees suck! I'm considerating going pure local and gettin wit the red sox and their fabu fenway park. Not that it matters because truthfully i've always been an old mets fan but the old mets are deader than kelso's nuts so I'm a nomad. 

(plus I hate watching baseball on tv so that makes me an old school pariah nomad)

(and I don't follow stats so you say what's the point? And I say-)

........Bite me beyotch!

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