"SAVING FACE...& Hair" - Trump's TOP 10 on LOSING!

I know, I know - this is slightly premature; but so predictable & my Crystal Ball is never wrong - besides the lies & flip flops are blurring into 1 Big Loser...

                                                          SAVING FACE...                                                     

TRUMP'S TOP TEN on LOSING

10.  It was a big Joke - I never wanted to be President!

9.  Who cares...I never liked Mexican Food anyway!

  8.  Pfft...I'll have time to read more Corinthians!

7.  I'll buy new sheets without holes in them!

6.  Are you crazy...it'll be a Tax Write-Off!

5.  Plenty to do...have a new Golf Course with 19 Holes!

4.  Told my little son the Campaign was a Game Show & all I got was Parting Gifts!

  3.  Went to "Shark Tank" with a new Board Game: "30,000 emails"!

  2.  Bought that artsy-fartsy Disneyworld-Kremlin Building...btw - schlock! 

And the #1 reason I don't care about losing...

   I'll be too busy - I'll be visiting my dear old Grandmother in Sweden!

Oops - sorry, wrong pic!

That's better!

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Comment by marilyn sands on August 26, 2016 at 12:53pm

There are more than just 10 - trust me!  Enjoy!

Comment by JMac1949 Today on August 26, 2016 at 1:15pm

R&L ;-)

Comment by Zanelle on August 26, 2016 at 1:56pm

Yep, I can hear him now.  Funny list.  Thanks for keeping it light.  Doom and Gloom gets old after awhile.   It sure has exposed a seedy side of America tho.  That has to go,  Hopefully like shining a light on a bunch of cockroaches...they will scatter and be weaker now. 

Comment by nerd cred on August 26, 2016 at 2:03pm

All those campaign funds I paid to my own companies... gold mine!

Comment by marilyn sands on August 26, 2016 at 2:52pm

Thanks jmac!  Stuff that I didn't touch - He says: "I have a Bible beside my bed", "I'm the Ernest Hemingway of 140 characters" & "I've always said if you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl"!   

Comment by marilyn sands on August 26, 2016 at 2:54pm

Thanks Z!  Glad you got some chuckles!

Comment by marilyn sands on August 26, 2016 at 2:56pm

Thanks nerd cred!  You got that right!  He says, he was born with a certain gene - well, I hope he finally got himself "fixed"!

Comment by marilyn sands on August 26, 2016 at 6:03pm

The Sweden pics?

In case you missed it - back in the day - Donald's father told him to say they were Swedish instead of German.

Comment by Dalriadane on September 2, 2016 at 12:36pm

Wow, you know a lot about Donald Trump!  Or pay more attention to details about him ... well, I can't really stand watching him for long is the problem.

Comment by marilyn sands on September 6, 2016 at 7:23pm

Thanks Dairiadane!  I saw a Documentary of him to get that "Swedish" info...everything else we can pick up when his wives spills the beans!  ha ha 

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