Saudi Man Has Rogue Tooth Growing in His Nostril

Saudi Man Has Rogue Tooth Growing in His Nostril:  A 22-year-old Saudi Arabia man suffering from mysterious nosebleeds went to his doctor, only to discover that he had a rogue tooth growing in his nostril.  On a positive note, he’s probably about the only guy around who can pick both his teeth and his nose at the same time.

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Comedian In Run-Off Against Incumbent for Ukraine Presidency:  Comedian Volodymyr Zelensky topped the first round of Ukraine's presidential election, setting him up for a run-off with the incumbent President Petro Poroshenko after voters expressed frustration over corruption and a stalling economy.  No kidding - perhaps it’s time we start taking the comedians seriously and treat the politicians as a joke.

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Burger King to Roll Out the Meatless Whopper:  Burger King has announced that it is teaming up with San Francisco Bay area start-up Impossible Foods to offer a vegetarian version of its signature sandwich - the Whopper.  Oh sure, first the Mueller Report comes out and concludes there was no collusion.  Then, a week later, Burger King introduces a Meatless Whopper?  Now I ask you - simply coincidence?

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Comment by moki ikom on April 2, 2019 at 2:04am

Less barbed wire fencing everywhere and less bovine, porcine poop and farting methane, waste decomposing, more real wildlife.. . yeah whopper! Double patty!

Comment by moki ikom on April 2, 2019 at 2:17am

re Ukraine:  Hopefully they, ukarainians, realize we terrorUSt$, esp. under Trumpites, have the attention span of a jelly fish, the fidelity of a toad, the demeanor of a rabid possum and the smarts of wounded tape worm... they can only lose following US.

Comment by moki ikom on April 2, 2019 at 2:22am

Saud1 and 11Sept2001 are 1.  Lot's of 1's... o1l i$ godlieness.

Comment by alsoknownas on April 2, 2019 at 7:21am

Meanwhile, at a 7-11 in Moscow, Idaho a man with no apparent motives ordered a Big Gulp and cheese nachos. Coincidence?

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