No kidding - I hear she's got a cushy new job lined up doing public relations for the asbestos industry. Of course - I’m just kidding. She actually just taking a little time off to boil her soul in scalding hot water and industrial-strength cleansers.
Hey, maybe Trump could ask Roseanne Barr to replace her? I hear she’s not doing much right now. Just make sure to confiscate her Ambien prescription before she comes through the door. Or, better yet - how about give the job to Ivanka? I’m sure members of the White House Press Corps would just love to hear her reciting more Chinese proverbs from the press room’s podium.
That said, I hear getting a job in this White House isn’t quite as easy as one would think. That’s because the first question they ask an applicant is “do you have even an ounce of self-respect?” If the answer “yes" - you’re immediately shown the door.