"RUSSIAN RUSETTE"...the Game of many Pardons!

My new board game has everything - Indian malfeasance, mishandling of orbs, sexual fetishes, knives in Babkas - late library books!

Only kidding about the books - but money definitely gets a final rinse! 

I wanted to think-up a game where if you became Bankrupt, committed sexual assault or lied more than Satan - you get to keep on playing & run for President.

It's a lot like Monopoly, but reminds me of '3 Card Monte' - The King is never where you think he will be...

he's usually at Mar-a-Lago, his Hall of Mirrors or hiding in his closet scarfing-down beautiful Chocolate Cake!

Instead of the usual Miniature Tokens of the Boot, the Thimble, the Iron & the Top Hat - there's a KFC Drumstick, a Golf Tee, a Russian Bear & a photo of all 3 Trump wives on a $1 Chip from the Taj!

And, instead of picking a card from 'CHANCE' or 'COMMUNITY CHEST' - you can stop the play & deflect with a 'TWEET' or a 'SPIN' card on the White House Lawn-Helicopter-Pad with a quick brag or a little Gaslighting.

The Object: Collude with Foreign Enemies for financial gain while underlings get thrown to the lions & you come out *smellin' like a rose.

*No guarantee - it's a new game & I'm workin' the kinks out.

Money:  Is a mix of Russian Rubles & American hundred dollar bills & they've been laundered & folded.  Oh, there's 1 sock that plays a big part in the game!

Playing Time:  24/7 - Don't worry, Wolf Blitzer gives you a Wake-Up call!

Players:  Avarice-minded Businessmen & misguided Generals turned Political Animals of all stripes & spots.

Skills Required:  Negotiating, Strategy & Arthritis-free to sign copious, yet faux Executive Orders.

The End Game:  There's only 2 outcomes - you can land on "GO TO JAIL" or "Just Visiting Jail".

With the first - Bob Mueller backs up the Paddy Wagon right up to the White House Gate & you wave goodbye...until it's your turn in the barrel.

But, forget about landing on "Just Visiting Jail" - it's a trick & never works. 

Those women in Trump's past whose cats were petted...turned out to have 9 Lives & longgggg memories!

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https://www.humortimes.com/65390/russian-rusette-board-game/

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Comment by Anna Herrington on December 12, 2017 at 9:42am

"Those women in Trump's past whose cats were petted...turned out to have 9 Lives & longgggg memories!"

HA!!!!

Love this  : )

Comment by marilyn sands on December 12, 2017 at 11:58am

Thanks ABG!  Nobody is safe at the White House - glad I just worked at the I.C.C.!

Comment by marilyn sands on December 12, 2017 at 12:00pm

Thanks Anna!  I bet 'Scaramucci' is glad he's miles away!

Comment by Ron Powell on December 12, 2017 at 12:18pm

"a photo of all 3 Trump wives on a $1 Chip from the Taj!"

The Trump "Taj" has been closed for more than two years....

Such a chip would be worth more than the place is worth now....

Comment by marilyn sands on December 12, 2017 at 12:48pm

Thanks Ron!  Yes, now it's all about 'Collectables'!

Comment by koshersalaami on December 12, 2017 at 1:26pm

Collectibles? Why, is Trump looking for a fourth wife?

Comment by marilyn sands on December 12, 2017 at 5:36pm

Thanks Kosh - 4th wife - who wants him?

Comment by moki ikom on December 12, 2017 at 10:11pm

Trump's poke-a-huntress moment pictured above really needs the depiction of the artwork behind His presumptionUSt blow hardened head-do to do the moment justUS:

Andrew Jackson was called ‘Indian killer.’ Trump honored Navajos in front of his portrait ... The prominent placement of an Andrew Jackson portrait during an event meant to honor a group of Native Americans at the Oval Office on Monday has raised questions about the White House’s message.

Jackson is known for his harsh treatment of Native Americans as president, famously signing the Indian Removal Act, which led to thousands of Native American deaths as tens of thousands were forced to relocate. Some observers thought the juxtaposition of his portrait during the event with the stated purpose of honoring three Navajo code talkers was strange.

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Navajo Nation President Russell Begaye and actor Sonny Skyhawk discuss Trump's reference to Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) as "Pocahontas." The president most recently made the reference Monday at a ceremony honoring Navajo Code Talkers while standing in front of a portrait of Andrew Jackson. 

"I thought the whole thing was staged. The fact that Andrew Jackson appeared in the back of the room in this picture," Sony Skyhawk said. "I definitely do [see that as a deliberate slight] and I think every other native person who knows who Andrew Jackson was believed the same thing. Mr. Trump has been in television enough, he knows how and what people are going to see. It was a condescending racial slur that he delivered, and unfortunately, at an inopportune time, when these heroes were being honored. It is totally uncalled for, and he knows what he is doing. And it is inexcusable."

"Of course [Mr. Trump] knows who Andrew Jackson is, I think Andrew J...," he added.

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Comment by moki ikom on December 12, 2017 at 10:19pm

"Of course [Mr. Trump] knows who Andrew Jackson is, I think Andrew Jackson is one of his heroes. He acts like him, he talks like him, he wants to be him. In modern day," he added.

Comment by marilyn sands on December 13, 2017 at 11:36am

Thanks for stopping by moki!  After Mueller gets done with him - maybe he'll be erased completely from our History Books!

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