My new board game has everything - Indian malfeasance, mishandling of orbs, sexual fetishes, knives in Babkas - late library books!
Only kidding about the books - but money definitely gets a final rinse!
I wanted to think-up a game where if you became Bankrupt, committed sexual assault or lied more than Satan - you get to keep on playing & run for President.
It's a lot like Monopoly, but reminds me of '3 Card Monte' - The King is never where you think he will be...
he's usually at Mar-a-Lago, his Hall of Mirrors or hiding in his closet scarfing-down beautiful Chocolate Cake!
Instead of the usual Miniature Tokens of the Boot, the Thimble, the Iron & the Top Hat - there's a KFC Drumstick, a Golf Tee, a Russian Bear & a photo of all 3 Trump wives on a $1 Chip from the Taj!
And, instead of picking a card from 'CHANCE' or 'COMMUNITY CHEST' - you can stop the play & deflect with a 'TWEET' or a 'SPIN' card on the White House Lawn-Helicopter-Pad with a quick brag or a little Gaslighting.
The Object: Collude with Foreign Enemies for financial gain while underlings get thrown to the lions & you come out *smellin' like a rose.
*No guarantee - it's a new game & I'm workin' the kinks out.
Money: Is a mix of Russian Rubles & American hundred dollar bills & they've been laundered & folded. Oh, there's 1 sock that plays a big part in the game!
Playing Time: 24/7 - Don't worry, Wolf Blitzer gives you a Wake-Up call!
Players: Avarice-minded Businessmen & misguided Generals turned Political Animals of all stripes & spots.
Skills Required: Negotiating, Strategy & Arthritis-free to sign copious, yet faux Executive Orders.
The End Game: There's only 2 outcomes - you can land on "GO TO JAIL" or "Just Visiting Jail".
But, forget about landing on "Just Visiting Jail" - it's a trick & never works.
Those women in Trump's past whose cats were petted...turned out to have 9 Lives & longgggg memories!