"RUSSIA/U.S. Adjacent" - A New Map is Born!

What's Russia's real end game with America - a domination-invasion land grab & as a bargaining chip - give back Rhode Island?

No matter what their ultimate goal - here's the transcript from the "Al Gorithms Troll Farm" in St. Petersburg I paid dearly for - on my back, I might add - they wouldn't take Traveler's Checks!  ha ha

Two Russian cyber trolls spend a Sunday afternoon over

 a hot bowl of borscht as a new world map is being configured.

IGOR

I'll take Oklahoma.

BORIS

You fool - its shape is laughable.

IGOR

Corn is as high as an elephant's eye.

BORIS

That's all you know - old Broadway musicals...New York is no Kiev!

IGOR

The Bronx is up & the Battery's down!

BORIS

Give me a break - you can't even spell Oklahoma.

IGOR

O.K.L.A.H.O.M.A - Oklahoma!

BORIS

Pass the Babka.

IGOR

Food, glorious Food!

BORIS

Stop that!  Didn't you do that 'Hillary had Parkinsons' thingy?

IGOR

Proud of that one - which was yours?

BORIS

'Hillary murdered Vince Foster', remember?

IGOR

Well, I got extra ruble because later she fell over!

BORIS

Too bad we had nothing to do with Trump shoving that Montenegro guy at the Summit - it was on tape, so he owns it.

IGOR

I got the J.A.R.E.D. Project!

BORIS

What's that?

IGOR

JUST  A RICH EDUCATED DUPE!

BORIS

Yeah, and so pliable, we just reeled him in.  I'm bored. 

You got odds on who's gonna rat out Trump first?

IGOR

My rubles on Kellyanne Conway - he wants to fire her for clerical reasons - she can only lie 60 words per minute!

BORIS

Where'd you get that one - around the Vodka Cooler? ha  

We interfere in the next election in the world - but where?

IGOR

"Don't cry for me Argentina"!

BORIS

Somebody please!  Transfer me to Siberia...I wanna wash that troll right outta my hair!

IGOR

Are you finished?

BORIS

No, not nyet.  Is the Vneshecombank open on Sundays?

Happy to say this article can also be seen on "Humor Times Magazine" & was approved by Putin!  And, that's a load off!

http://www.humortimes.com/61977/russia-us-adjacent-map/

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Comment by JMac1949 Today on June 26, 2017 at 9:11am

R&L

Comment by koshersalaami on June 26, 2017 at 10:05am

Good one

Comment by marilyn sands on June 26, 2017 at 10:35am

Thanks so much Terry!  I must've had some bad shrimp last night!  ha ha

Comment by marilyn sands on June 26, 2017 at 10:42am

Thanks jmac - yes, I guess Trump's presidency is a Rocky Horror Show.

Comment by marilyn sands on June 26, 2017 at 10:44am

Thanks Kosh - I'm a Broadway Baby! Wish I could see more!

Comment by alsoknownas on June 26, 2017 at 10:55am

I like the acronym for Ivanka's hubby/diplomat.

Comment by marilyn sands on June 26, 2017 at 12:11pm

Thanks Buddha guy!  Soon Russian will be our 2nd Language!  ha ha

Comment by marilyn sands on June 26, 2017 at 12:16pm

Thanks aka!  Throughout history - there's always someone to TAKE money if it is OFFERED!  This time it was J.A.R.E.D.  But I could be all wrong!  We'll see.

Comment by marilyn sands on June 26, 2017 at 2:26pm

I hear they have big plans for Texas!  ha ha

Comment by Boanerges on June 26, 2017 at 2:32pm

Very funny, but can you see Russia from your front porch? Just wondering....

In keeping with the ... er ... theme of the post: "Don't cry for me, California".

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