Roseanne Barr Blames Ambien for Racist Twitter Rant

Roseanne Barr Blames Ambien for Racist Twitter Rant:   Roseanne Barr is attempting to explain away her now infamous racist twitter rant about Valerie Jarrett - by blaming it all on the insomnia drug Ambien.  If I were her, rather than blame Ambien, I would have blamed it on Preparation H - because that’s where the best ideas from people like her usually come from.

Kim Kardashian Goes to Washington to Discuss Prison Reform:  Reality star Kim Kardashian has met with President Trump and other Trump administration officials to discuss prison reform.  Attorney General Jeff Sessions expressed hope that he’ll also be able to meet with Kardashian, just to see if she has any other good ideas about how to improve our criminal justice system.

Man Named Fudge Accused of Stealing Desserts:  A 25-year-old Iowa City man named Conor P. Fudge is accused of stealing $501 in cash, ice cream and cakes from his former employer Cold Stone Creamery.  In an intense confrontation, police cornered the man and told him to “freeze,” after which he was taken into custardy.

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Comment by Maui Surfer on May 30, 2018 at 10:22pm

Johnny, I know Malibu and Calabasas Kardashianville on the Hill are full of Xanax, maybe that's what Rosie needed, or maybe we could all use one now after this crap. Also, I hear they stimulate the appetite like Pakalolo does, so maybe Fudgie got a hold of a couple too?

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Comment by J.P. Hart on May 31, 2018 at 11:18am

Obviously not the best tone for the buffalo zone . . . Johnny please allow my supposition that a saner cohesive progressive environment would allow at least a 60 minute conversation (ala' Buckley (W.F.) Vidal (Gore)) with Kathy Griffin and Roseanne Barr perhaps moderated by Rose (C.) - - - as both are subjected to different rules rules, than, say our 'got-cha' politico dynamic; you know like the shop-worn adage. Tired of old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in. True, let's not accept nor endorse spontaneous 'attempted shark jumping'. See wrongs wrongs and try to right them. However we 'arse kick' comedic genius and call for the straight jacket crew whenever a prominent entertainer fracks up. But when the powers that be commit crimes against humanity (Y did spell ck bring up Hannity??) we simply obfuscate, rationalize, and dream of walls that were never build? the or

Comment by J.P. Hart on May 31, 2018 at 11:24am

Johnny Robish: your column ranks right up their with the epic youtube of Jerry Lee Lewis when he boogies and boogies out on his 88s 'Me & Bobby McGee' and asks for a coca-cola!

Comment by Anna Herrington on May 31, 2018 at 5:57pm

I liked 'Ambien's' response that racism isn't a known side effect.

I don't get the Kim K. thing *at all.* ...... but that's okay.

My husband would like the Fudge guy puns  ; ) 


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