Putin Orders 755 Personnel Cut From U.S. Missions: In response to new U.S. sanctions, Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered that the U.S. diplomatic missions in Moscow and elsewhere in the country will have to cut 755 staff members. Putin said under his new directive, senior diplomatic staff will be cut with sharp, pointy objects, while lower functionaries will only receive paper cuts.
Outback Steakhouse Accused of Being Satanic: Outback Steakhouse is facing a PR nightmare after a fundamentalist Christian went on Twitter and posted a graphic with lines drawn connecting Outback Steakhouse locations in several cities that appeared to some to form a pentagram, causing many Christians to conclude that the restaurant chain is satanist. The situation only worsened at a press conference Outback called to deny the allegations when someone called out “you’re devil worshipers” and the Outback spokesperson yelled back “like hell we are!”
Regular Alcohol Drinkers Have Lower Risk of Diabetes: According to a new study that looked at more than 70,000 Danish people, those who drink small to moderate amounts of alcohol on a frequent basis are less likely to develop diabetes than people who don't drink at all. Now, of course I’m no medical professional, but just on the surface - I’d have to say drinking sounds like it would be a hell of a lot more fun than diabetes.