Price Resigns from Amazon Studios After Harassment Allegations: Amazon Studio head Roy Price has resigned amid allegations that he sexually harassed a producer of one of the company’s most high-profile shows. Amazon officials boasted that, because of the company’s popular Amazon Prime service, they were able to ship Price’s ass the hell out in as little as one business day.
China’s Massive Space Lab Will Soon Crash to Earth: Chinese officials have confirmed that they have lost control of their 8/12 ton space lab and that it soon crash somewhere down to Earth in the latter half of this year. Oh yeah, well if it falls down on top of me - I'll sue.
Giant Panda Gives Birth In Washington Zoo: A giant panda has given birth to a cub at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington - though zoo staff say it's not immediately clear who the father may be. Zoo officials say they’ll need to wait for test results to come back before they can completely rule out former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.