Running “Mates”

Let’s have a look at the mates, both natural and political, attached to today’s presidential occupant and potentials.

Michelle Obama reportedly wore a $1750. dress at a function in a seriously impoverished country. I have no problem with this. Any amount spent to address MO’s south-of-the-border figure issues is money well spent. But why must my email inbox contain daily dietary advice from Oprah Winfrey, a notorious fatty? And while we’re on that subject, and on the other side of the scales, literally, what does Kelly Ripa have on AOL? Hardly a day goes by that I’m not treated to the grinning countenance of this no-talent waif doing absolutely nothing of consequence.

The less said about Hillary’s beau the better. His testosterone levels seem to be declining as Hillary’s rises, rivaled only by Elizabeth (Minnie HA HA) Warren’s.

The latest news is that Mitt Romney is considering joining the fray once again, not because he wants to but because his ever-loving family wants him to. Romney is clearly PWd, which does not mean prisoner of war.

On the other side of the ledger, we have the slim, attractive, and accomplished Messes. Trump and Gingrich. These two have nothing to fear from focus on their mates.

Chivalry forbids my making any comment on our fallen Socialist candidate.

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