President Trump’s Twitter Account Temporarily Deactivated

President Trump’s Twitter Account Temporarily Deactivated:  US President Donald Trump’s Twitter account was deactivated for 11 minutes before being restored by a rogue Twitter employee who was in the process of leaving the company.  And while some may find this amusing, it’s important to remember that this silly little prank left the Commander in Chief of United States Armed Forces with absolutely no way of conducting foreign policy for 11 long minutes.

 

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Trump Admin Releases Report Saying Climate Change Human Caused:  In a conclusion completely at odds with the White House doctrine, the Trump administration surprised everyone by releasing a comprehensive climate science report affirming that humans are the driving force in causing climate change.  An administration spokesperson said this report will serve as a helpful guide for us to determine - which federal science programs and scientists need to have their funding cut immediately.

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New Wisconsin Bill Permits Toddlers to Hunt with Guns:  Under a bill passed by the Republican state Assembly which removes all age restrictions, even toddlers will be permitted to hunt with guns in the great state of Wisconsin.  Personally, I fully support the bill and think its about time.  For far too long, these toddlers have been basically defenseless against all sorts of monsters which hide under their beds after their mothers turn out the lights in their bedrooms at night.  Now, they finally will be able to take decisive action.

 

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Comment by koshersalaami on November 3, 2017 at 10:02pm

What the Hell is wrong with Wisconsin?

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 4, 2017 at 12:00am

Its simply too depressing for words my friend.

Comment by Tom Cordle on November 4, 2017 at 8:41am

So much for Midwestern values and common sense

Comment by Tom Cordle on November 4, 2017 at 8:43am

Any truth to the rumor that the disgruntled Twitter employee is now up for the Nobel Peace Prize?

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 4, 2017 at 9:48am

Haha - if they aren't, they should be.  They may have saved the world in those 11 minutes.  We'l never know.

Comment by koshersalaami on November 4, 2017 at 11:18am

Whether or not they saved the world in eleven minutes, they saved the world eleven minutes. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 4, 2017 at 3:16pm

Hee!

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