President Trump’s Twitter Account Temporarily Deactivated: US President Donald Trump’s Twitter account was deactivated for 11 minutes before being restored by a rogue Twitter employee who was in the process of leaving the company. And while some may find this amusing, it’s important to remember that this silly little prank left the Commander in Chief of United States Armed Forces with absolutely no way of conducting foreign policy for 11 long minutes.
Trump Admin Releases Report Saying Climate Change Human Caused: In a conclusion completely at odds with the White House doctrine, the Trump administration surprised everyone by releasing a comprehensive climate science report affirming that humans are the driving force in causing climate change. An administration spokesperson said this report will serve as a helpful guide for us to determine - which federal science programs and scientists need to have their funding cut immediately.
New Wisconsin Bill Permits Toddlers to Hunt with Guns: Under a bill passed by the Republican state Assembly which removes all age restrictions, even toddlers will be permitted to hunt with guns in the great state of Wisconsin. Personally, I fully support the bill and think its about time. For far too long, these toddlers have been basically defenseless against all sorts of monsters which hide under their beds after their mothers turn out the lights in their bedrooms at night. Now, they finally will be able to take decisive action.