President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical

President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical:  President Trump's White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson, has declared him in “excellent health” after the president received his first medical checkup at Walter Reed military hospital.  

Personally, I can’t think of a more disgusting job than having to examine Donald Trump’s body, but I guess its just part of Dr. Jackson’s job.  After all, he is a rear admiral.  That’s probably why Trump’s physical included a semi-colonoscopy.    

Anyway, the doctor summarized by noting that while the President’s hands and genitals appear to be significantly smaller than normal, he otherwise appears to be in good health.  After being given the results of his physical, President Trump bragged to reporters that doctors told him that we haven’t seen another American President in this kind physical condition since William Howard Taft.  Yea, in fact, about the closest thing I can think of to describe the President’s physique - would be what astronomers often refer to as “gas giants.”

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Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on January 13, 2018 at 10:54pm

SO RELIEVED

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 14, 2018 at 12:12am

Hee - yea, it just makes my day (lol)

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 14, 2018 at 8:46am

I saw that also my friend!  Frankly, I was surprised the doctor wasn't Ronnie Spector.

Comment by koshersalaami on January 14, 2018 at 9:15am

Or Ronnie McDonald

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 14, 2018 at 10:20am

Better yet!

Comment by Tom Cordle on January 14, 2018 at 12:14pm

Who you gonna believe – a statement issued from this perpetually prevaricating White House, or your lyin' eyes and ears? This guy is grossly overweight, has a florid complexion, slurs his speech, can't read from a teleprompter, repeats himself, and has the attention span of a gnat. In addition, he brags incessantly, lies constantly, and exaggerates wantonly. He also evidences symptoms of paranoia, xenophobia, and racism/bigotry.

These are all manifestations of underlying physical and mental disease. Any doctor that gives such a patient a clean bill of health ought to have his license revoked.

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 14, 2018 at 2:03pm

Yes Tom, but other than those things you mentioned, he seems to be quite the stable genius.

Comment by Boanerges on January 14, 2018 at 3:36pm

So sad that a "rear" admiral couldn't do a proper colonoscopy because the draft-dodger-in-chief's head was jammed up his own ass.

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 14, 2018 at 6:53pm

THat's a visual I never wanna see.

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