President and First Lady’s Hurricane Outfits Cause Stir: After landing in Texas to tour the hurricane devastation, the President and First Lady caused a bit of a stir with his country club casual wardrobe and her silk bomber jacket and “CFM pumps.” Wait a minute, that’s not fair! I think the President and First Lady have a pretty good sense of what to wear in the midst of total carnage and devastation. I mean, they move about the White House every single day, which I think most experts would agree has been a complete and utter disaster since the President moved in back in January.
Trump Attacks US Treaties With Japan: During a recent appearance, Donald Trump criticized the treaties the US has with Japan by claiming “if we’re attacked, Japan doesn’t have to do anything. They can sit home and watch their Sony televisions.” Well, on a positive note, if the US is attacked, at least the Japanese will have something more interesting than old Godzilla movies to watch on those Sony TVs.
Woman Kills Man by Squeezing His Testicles: A Chinese man was reportedly killed when a woman squeezed his testicles until he collapsed during a fight over a parking space. Geez, that’s just nuts! Talk about trying to squeeze your way into a parking space!