Poll Finds 81% of Americans Can’t Identify Single Living Scientist

Poll Finds 81% of Americans Can’t Identify Single Living Scientist:  A new poll found that a full 81 percent of Americans could not correctly identify a single living scientist when asked to do so.  Well, that certainly isn’t true in my case.  Hell, I’d know my proctologist anywhere.

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Power Goes Out at High-Tech Showcase CES:  The lights went out at the nation’s premier consumer-technology conference CES, leaving thousands of attendees and a legion of shiny gadgets in the dark with no power source.  Luckily, quick-thinking Convention Center officials immediately bused in scores of elderly people from senior centers on an emergency basis to teach totally bored and idle millennials how to play marbles, jacks and step ball.  Some were even taught how to compose and send handwritten letters back to their parents.

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Steve Bannon Ousted From Breitbart:  Unable to quell the furor over remarks attributed to him in a new book, former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon has been forced out of far-right website Breitbart and will step down as its executive chairman.  Good grief, something like that is enough to send our friend Bannon off on a three-day bender.  Now let me see, where the hell did I put that bottle of Popov vodka?

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Comment by Maui Surfer on January 10, 2018 at 9:37pm

Face it, face the face, Bannon's a drunk ... those are the signs of forty years of quart a day boozing. We've all seen it, what a drunken disgrace.

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 10, 2018 at 9:48pm

Ya think (lol)?

Comment by Maui Surfer on January 10, 2018 at 9:50pm

Shaken or stirred tonight Johnny? Meet you at Moonshadows, maybe Mel will stop by!

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 10, 2018 at 10:24pm

Haven't been there in ages.  I'll tell Mel to meet us.

Comment by Maui Surfer on January 10, 2018 at 10:34pm

Be sure to have him bring three lovely Russians, or at least three Australian diplomats who want to have a drink with Papadopoulos.

Comment by Maui Surfer on January 10, 2018 at 10:34pm

(Mel's Australian, sort of ...)

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 10, 2018 at 10:46pm

Ha - yea.  I actually used to live next door to him in Serra Canyon in Malibu in the mid 80's to the mid-90's.  In fact, I lived right beside him and Charles Bronson (two action heroes) - so I was safe (lol).

Comment by Maui Surfer on January 10, 2018 at 10:59pm

Speaking of Bronson, don't forget the opening scenes of Death Wish were filmed on Kauai ...

Comment by Johnny Robish on January 10, 2018 at 11:54pm

True!

Comment by moki ikom on January 10, 2018 at 11:54pm

That photo is the most sober looking pic I've ever seen of the gentleman.  I think he has a great future with all us hurling toward the end of our Don's reign.  If Steve doesn't have an agent yet he should get one before he even thinks of hitting the cable news circus where he should charge for each appearance as he becomes an open book, somebody else can turn it into a real book and he can make money from that too.  Hell, I'd even like to be his agent if he'd have me.  Just kidding, i think, but i could enjoy another line of work, or at least a job with a future.

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