"POKER FACED SEAN SPICER'S TELLS" ...a Slide Show!

Sean Spicer - you gotta love him! 

Defending an acting president takes more than balls, it takes unflappable bowels & liquor - lots of it!

A sense of humor couldn't hurt; but he just comes back day-after-day to that firing squad hoping to get a question that doesn't cause him to itch, twitch, squirm, stutter, sweat, fart or tell the real truth!

But he's giving me "Dental"!

No, Jared did not tip Uber with a ruble!

Way in the back - Zanzabar Press!

Donald, get off the ledge!

Sometimes I just want to wring his neck!

We have 4 solutions. Period!

You know I'm lying, don't you?

They're not buying it, boss!

"America First, Russia Second"!

You mean Russia can hurt us?

Nunes?  Never heard of him - must be an Intern!

Damn - my Lactose just kicked in!

Yes, Father - 2 Hail Marys & see you on the 9th hole at Mar-a-Lago!

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This can also be seen in Humor Times Magazine with uncom complimentary liner notes from Journalist April Ryan.

http://www.humortimes.com/60498/poker-faced-sean-spicer-tells/

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Comment by Ron Powell on March 29, 2017 at 9:07am

It's one thing to try to bullshit the country with "alternative facts".

It's quite another to try to bluff a good poker player holding an 'alternative hand' with a tell like this:

Comment by koshersalaami on March 29, 2017 at 9:10am

Good

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 29, 2017 at 9:24am

The Beast "45" holds all the cards and wins, wins, wins all hands down with a wild card five aces.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 29, 2017 at 9:24am

The Beast "45" holds all the cards and wins, wins, wins all hands down with a wild card five aces.

Comment by marilyn sands on March 29, 2017 at 9:59am

Thanks Ron!  We know our Poker analogies, don't we.  Glad you had fun - I did!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 29, 2017 at 10:01am

Thanks Kosh - plain & simple!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 29, 2017 at 10:03am

Thanks jmac - yes, 5 Aces - he's got much more to pull out of his...sleeve!

Comment by Terry McKenna on March 29, 2017 at 10:23am

nice bit.

Comment by marilyn sands on March 29, 2017 at 11:34am

Thanks Terry!  We get to watch "Loyalty" in all its glory.  Who would want this "Job from Hell"?

Comment by Foolish Monkey on March 29, 2017 at 12:17pm

Your clips are funny!

but this guy is an insult.  He's got a job - to report to the american people and instead - he's just another angry clown.

I wish your spicer could replace our spicer because he really pisses me off.  I hated what he did to april ryan which followed what his boss did a couple of weeks back.

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