"POKER FACED SEAN SPICER'S TELLS" ...a Slide Show!

Sean Spicer - you gotta love him! 

Defending an acting president takes more than balls, it takes unflappable bowels & liquor - lots of it!

A sense of humor couldn't hurt; but he just comes back day-after-day to that firing squad hoping to get a question that doesn't cause him to itch, twitch, squirm, stutter, sweat, fart or tell the real truth!

But he's giving me "Dental"!

No, Jared did not tip Uber with a ruble!

Way in the back - Zanzabar Press!

Donald, get off the ledge!

Sometimes I just want to wring his neck!

We have 4 solutions. Period!

You know I'm lying, don't you?

They're not buying it, boss!

"America First, Russia Second"!

You mean Russia can hurt us?

Nunes?  Never heard of him - must be an Intern!

Damn - my Lactose just kicked in!

Yes, Father - 2 Hail Marys & see you on the 9th hole at Mar-a-Lago!

***

This can also be seen in Humor Times Magazine with uncom complimentary liner notes from Journalist April Ryan.

http://www.humortimes.com/60498/poker-faced-sean-spicer-tells/

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Comment by Ron Powell on March 29, 2017 at 9:07am

It's one thing to try to bullshit the country with "alternative facts".

It's quite another to try to bluff a good poker player holding an 'alternative hand' with a tell like this:

Comment by koshersalaami on March 29, 2017 at 9:10am

Good

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 29, 2017 at 9:24am

The Beast "45" holds all the cards and wins, wins, wins all hands down with a wild card five aces.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 29, 2017 at 9:24am

The Beast "45" holds all the cards and wins, wins, wins all hands down with a wild card five aces.

Comment by marilyn sands on March 29, 2017 at 9:59am

Thanks Ron!  We know our Poker analogies, don't we.  Glad you had fun - I did!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 29, 2017 at 10:01am

Thanks Kosh - plain & simple!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 29, 2017 at 10:03am

Thanks jmac - yes, 5 Aces - he's got much more to pull out of his...sleeve!

Comment by marilyn sands on March 29, 2017 at 11:34am

Thanks Terry!  We get to watch "Loyalty" in all its glory.  Who would want this "Job from Hell"?

Comment by marilyn sands on March 29, 2017 at 2:17pm

Thank you so much FMonkey!  Yes, he made nicey-nice to April Ryan today after he skewered her yesterday.  Patronizing. Bullying.  Hope he can sleep at night.  But someone has to keep the lies going.

Comment by koshersalaami on March 29, 2017 at 2:41pm

Just making those rugs jealous

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