Pastors Say God Punishing Texas for Not Passing Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill

Pastors Say God Punishing Texas for Not Passing Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill:  Several pastors this week have been claiming Hurricane Harvey is God’s way of punishing Houston for not passing an Anti-Trans Bathroom Bill and for having “a very, very aggressively pro-homosexual mayor.”  Wait a minute - Canada passed laws protecting gay and trans rights.  Makes you wonder, what the hell does Canada need to do to get noticed by the almighty?

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Kim Kardashian Says Daughter Would Make Better President:  In a new interview with Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, reality star Kim Kardashian expressed strong feelings about Donald Trump's presidency, claiming that her daughter would make a better president.  Political experts say that while that statement is basically true, her daughter’s presidency would not be valid for the entire country, but only the North West.

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Four Earth-sized Exoplanets May Have Large Quantities of Water:  Scientists say four of seven mysterious worlds orbiting a nearby star named Trappist-1, might very well have large quantities of water, offering a tantalizing boost to the possibility of finding life beyond our solar system.  I’m not so sure about the alien life, but this sure sounds like great news for bottled water companies as well as those who enjoy taking long showers.  As for me, I think I’ll just stay here on Earth.  I tend to get bored on long trips, especially the ones that take over 159,000 years.

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Comment by moki ikom on August 31, 2017 at 9:53pm

Several pastors?  That means not rabbinical, but how about Catholic clergy? Is that pastoral, specifically in a Protestant sense?

Comment by moki ikom on August 31, 2017 at 9:59pm

I think our White House's current chief of staff would be more likely to work for free were Kim's daughter, right now, President of the United States.

Comment by moki ikom on August 31, 2017 at 10:07pm

"Exoplanets" ?  Our astrophysical syndrome cloned sister of Alchemy?

True chemists' logic and truly verifible evidence, not conjecture? 

Comment by Johnny Robish on August 31, 2017 at 11:34pm

Thanks Moki!

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on September 1, 2017 at 8:54am

God is a big fan of poutine, the devil just loves Molson's and they both adore Tim Hortons' coffee.  That's why Canada will never get hit by anything bad other than chronic snowback-ism.

Comment by koshersalaami on September 1, 2017 at 11:40am

Either that or because God figured out that Houston has a lot of adulterous pastors. 

Comment by Jonathan Wolfman on September 1, 2017 at 1:50pm

and here I had thought for years that God had punished America w Texas.

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 1, 2017 at 2:17pm

Hee!

Comment by moki ikom on September 1, 2017 at 9:23pm

Texas was stolen by force from indigenous inhabitants of Tejas, Mexico.  Karma or Bachi, for  decades, even more than a century sometimes, it takes to actualize to the point of fact, impossible to be denied. 

One, many -while our most immediately impacted have decided already- may wonder what is the incentive to return to Houston for the vast majority of evacuated Houstonian renters. 

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 1, 2017 at 9:33pm

Good point!

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