"Eleanor is out of town"!
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"First word. Sounds like Moose"!
"Martha says she has "2 little boys"...it's a Locker Room birthday"!
"Lens Crafters - what's it to you"?
"It's my wife's - mine's in the Cleaners"!
"I glued the chair last night with molasses - what are the odds"?
William Howard Taft
"Dippity Do - why do you ask"?
"This War is killin' me - do you know how long it's been since I had a woman"?
Ulysses S. Grant
"Close your mouth - you're gonna like this"!
Lyndon Baines Johnson
"Must be the Chimichanga"!
"That's what happens when all you get to eat is frigin' vegetables"!
(well, still President) Barack Obama
And, my favorite Foto...
"All I said was "I'm hungry - I feel like a sandwich"!
George W. Bush