Oy Vey...GETTING TO KNOW A JEWISH PRESIDENT!

 "What - no Bagel"?

Bernie attending his last Bris!

In the event a candidate for President is nominated of the Jewish persuasion - I happen to have found Bernie Sanders personal cheat sheet (because sometimes he forgets he is one ) of common Yiddish words that may sound familiar - yet I swear...something's not Kosher.

But don't blame me - I'm just the Messenger!

But he does warn us - they may only make sense to the far, far, far left or those with Healthcare in Sweden!

Chutspah - President & Vice President Trump!

(nerve)

Chopped Liver - What Kasich keeps telling us he is not!

(makes a good exfoliate)  

 Minyan - A full Supreme Court!

(quorum)

Gelt - $27 per person donation - pretty, pretty, pretty good!

(money)

Schtick - see "Chutspah"

(a theatrical bit)

Tuchas - Beating Hillary's is on my Bucket List!

(butt)

Maven - I've been called worse!

(know-it-all)

Shtup - To please the wife or stuff the Ballot Boxes!

(sex or a likeness there of)

Shanda - A Trump/O'Reilly Ticket!

(shame)

Klutz - My biggest fear...tripping over the Obama dog on my way in!

(clumsy)

Kvetch - What I vow I won't do - except if the Lincoln Bed is too lumpy!

(complain)

Schvitz - What I do when I get "hit on" at Retirement Villages!

(sweat)

Nosh - Like having 4 PM High Tea - but with heartburn!

(a 4th meal)

Schlock - 1st Day in White House...Goodwill Truck at 8 AM

(trashy)

Lox - 2nd Day ...bring down the cost to $19.99 a pound!

(used to wean a child off Breast Milk)

Mensch - 3rd Day ...we'll have Tutorials on how-to-be-one & bring in Eliot Spitzer!

(to be an upstanding man)

And...

Bris - With my Universal Healthcare - we throw one in for free!

(Penis Party... but always leave a tip)

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Comment by koshersalaami on February 24, 2016 at 8:53am
Not a bad set of examples
Comment by Zanelle on February 24, 2016 at 9:04am

His wife is Catholic...Ive read that she is pretty cool.  funny list, thanks!

Comment by Arthur James on February 24, 2016 at 10:00am

`

IF bagels and doughnuts

get stale? No fret... Pour

beer on dry bread and

Stew in a black caste

iron frying pot with

homemade cabbage

sour grout? Cabbage.

Honest. Nature do so-

so Produce `milk juice 

lactose sativa ` calm-

Herbal Secretions, aye-

`

`aye'

`cc`

hush

`

Comment by JMac1949 Today on February 24, 2016 at 10:45am

Yiddish is such a colorful language but you forgot Putz which could clearly describe Trump, Cruz or Rubio.

Comment by Jeanne Sathre on February 24, 2016 at 10:55am

Love the first one.

Comment by marilyn sands on February 24, 2016 at 11:00am

Thanks Kosh!  I'm Farklempt! (overwhelmed)

Comment by marilyn sands on February 24, 2016 at 11:07am

Thanks Zanelle - mixed marriages are the norm these days & by the smiles on their faces...it works!

Comment by marilyn sands on February 24, 2016 at 11:16am

Thanks Arthur for your culinary tricks - but Bagels have only 2 purposes...a Cream Cheese holder or a Doorstop! 

Comment by marilyn sands on February 24, 2016 at 11:23am

Thanks jmac!  You're so right about "Putz" - but the top 2 Candidates are in a race for "Meshuga" & "Verkackte" !  (crazy & crazier)

Comment by marilyn sands on February 24, 2016 at 11:28am

Thanks Jeanne!  Yes, since the Nevada Win...it seems the world is truly going to Hell in a Handbasket!

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