Bernie attending his last Bris!
In the event a candidate for President is nominated of the Jewish persuasion - I happen to have found Bernie Sanders personal cheat sheet (because sometimes he forgets he is one ) of common Yiddish words that may sound familiar - yet I swear...something's not Kosher.
But don't blame me - I'm just the Messenger!
But he does warn us - they may only make sense to the far, far, far left or those with Healthcare in Sweden!
Chutspah - President & Vice President Trump!
Chopped Liver - What Kasich keeps telling us he is not!
(makes a good exfoliate)
Minyan - A full Supreme Court!
Gelt - $27 per person donation - pretty, pretty, pretty good!
Schtick - see "Chutspah"
(a theatrical bit)
Tuchas - Beating Hillary's is on my Bucket List!
Maven - I've been called worse!
Shtup - To please the wife or stuff the Ballot Boxes!
(sex or a likeness there of)
Shanda - A Trump/O'Reilly Ticket!
Klutz - My biggest fear...tripping over the Obama dog on my way in!
Kvetch - What I vow I won't do - except if the Lincoln Bed is too lumpy!
Schvitz - What I do when I get "hit on" at Retirement Villages!
Nosh - Like having 4 PM High Tea - but with heartburn!
(a 4th meal)
Schlock - 1st Day in White House...Goodwill Truck at 8 AM
Lox - 2nd Day ...bring down the cost to $19.99 a pound!
(used to wean a child off Breast Milk)
Mensch - 3rd Day ...we'll have Tutorials on how-to-be-one & bring in Eliot Spitzer!
(to be an upstanding man)
Bris - With my Universal Healthcare - we throw one in for free!
(Penis Party... but always leave a tip)
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