Outbreak Linked to Contact with Puppies:  The US Centers for Disease Control has linked puppies to a nationwide, drug-resistant, stomach bug outbreak.  Now come on!  I can live with having to refrain from drugs, alcohol, tobacco, fatty foods and even coffee, but my friends, when they start warning us about the dangers of puppies - I don’t wanna live in that world! 

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Removing Faulty Brain Cells Staves Off Dementia in Mice:  A groundbreaking study has revealed that purging “zombie cells” from the brain could stave off the effects of dementia and cognitive decline in mice - but so far it doesn’t seem work in humans.  Well, if they can’t get it to work on humans, perhaps they could first try it out on politicians or people who work for the DMV?

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Brawl Breaks Out at Ohio Kindergarten Graduation:  Police arrested eight people after a brawl broke out at an Ohio kindergarten graduation ceremony, with brawlers even resorting to swinging pipes and hammers at each other.  Seriously, they were pulling out pipes and hammers?  Hell, sounds like they needed a plumber - not the police.

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Comment by koshersalaami on September 21, 2018 at 5:26am

Kindergarten? How to model parenthood for the kids

Comment by alsoknownas on September 21, 2018 at 6:51am

Demented mice?

Comment by Johnny Robish on September 21, 2018 at 9:09am

Pretty sad - actually!

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