omg i am freaking DYING of love!! #feelthebird #birdiesanders #snowwhite

swear to god i am gonna cry.

bubba said #birdsforbernie

*all hashtags stolen from reddit.  them redditors are clever.

and then, look at this.  and notice the hat on his lap.  and his messy pocket square, bc dude is TIRED.  why isnt someone buying him first class tickets at this point?  he NEEDS a chance to stretch out and maybe get a speck of real sleep.

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Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 25, 2016 at 4:58pm

Let's analyse that video clip, based upon what we know of the candidates.

Sanders:  Smiled and worried about the little birds welfare.  He happily shared the podium and made the bird feel welcome.

Clinton:  She would have started spewing bullshit at the poor bird and when it complained she would have accused it of not liking her simply because she is a woman (while cutting a deal with Wall St. to sell the bird to the highest bidder).

Trump:  He has a much BETTER bird.  His bird is the BEST.  Nobody has a bird as good as his, even if he did get it illegally from Poland while simultaneously trying to build a bird proof wall.

Cruz:  He would have simply carpet bombed every bird in the country and then declared himself the Messiah.

Rubio:  What bird?

Kasich:  The bird would have shit on him and no one would have noticed.

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 25, 2016 at 5:04pm

I must say I'm feeling the Bern!!

Comment by DaisyJane on March 25, 2016 at 6:07pm

sba - very nice summation!  someone said somewhere else that trumps crowd would say, "if he comes back we might have to kill it."

and jmac - YAY!!!  me too!!

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 25, 2016 at 6:16pm

It seems I left a couple out...

Birds apparently eat nuts and assholes...

...and of course Jill was doing birds long before Bernie.

Comment by Amy Brook Palleson on March 25, 2016 at 6:28pm

All creatures respond to the vibe of benevolence.

Comment by Safe Bet's Amy on March 25, 2016 at 6:31pm

HOLY CRAP!  I completely forgot this:

Birds at the polls!  Who do they vote for????  Bernie (shown above) or Trump (shown below)

Comment by JMac1949 Today on March 25, 2016 at 6:37pm

LOL Gotta love that eagle.

Comment by alsoknownas on March 25, 2016 at 6:42pm

Local thing but had to work.

Self employed. Boss is a jerk.

Comment by DaisyJane on March 25, 2016 at 6:58pm

damn, aka!!  you coulda seen it!!

and yeah, that eagle aint having NONE of big top don, a new name i just learned from aka!

SBA - i like the one that says its clear who mother nature endorses!

Comment by tr ig on March 25, 2016 at 8:39pm

If it was Hillary the bird would have been The Raven quothing nevermore Clintons .. CAW 

God I love Bernie

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