Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes

Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes:  Ohio gubernatorial candidate and sitting state Supreme Court Justice Bill O’Neill has issued an apology for boasting about having bedded 50 very attractive females, saying he was deeply sorry if he offended any of the “wonderful women” in his life.  He then went on to single out numbers 7, 19, 26 and 31 for special praise - about whose performance he described as “nothing short of “spectacular.”

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Scientists Warn of Strong Earthquakes As Earth’s Rotation Slows:  A team of scientists are predicting that powerful earthquakes will double in 2018 as Earth’s rotation slows down.  Gee, first we have global warming and now it's global slowing?  Wonder if the shaking will be measured on the Mueller or the Richter scale?  Anyway, about the only thing we can ever know for sure is - Sean Hannity will inevitably blame Hillary for this.

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Study Claims Coffee Buzz Just in Our Heads:  New research from the University of London has found that the “buzz” people get from coffee and other caffeinated beverages may very well “just be in our heads.”  Yea, and that sting we feel after paying nearly six dollars for coffee at Starbucks - may very well be “just in our wallets.”

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Comment by Tom Cordle on November 19, 2017 at 11:00pm

I repeat – fifty leaves this fool several thousand behind Wilt Chamberlain, And speaking of scoring, I bet Judge Bigmouth Smalldick never scored 100 points in a basketball game, either. Oh, and I'll wager that jurors 7, 19, 26 and 31 might render a different verdict as to whether humping the judge was all that spectacular. Maybe something along the lines of "Here come the judge too quickly".

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 19, 2017 at 11:14pm

Hee - excellent observations my friend (lol).

Comment by Arthur James on November 20, 2017 at 1:15am

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Comment by alsoknownas on November 20, 2017 at 8:01am

He assigned them numbers ?!?!?!

Comment by Tom Cordle on November 20, 2017 at 8:25am

Perhaps the slowing of the Earth helps explain why there are SO many slow-witted voters.

Comment by Steel Breeze on November 20, 2017 at 9:04am

'global slowing'......lol..

Comment by Johnny Robish on November 20, 2017 at 8:18pm

Haha - thanks for all your funny comments my friends!

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