Ohio Judge Who Boasted About Sex Conquests Apologizes: Ohio gubernatorial candidate and sitting state Supreme Court Justice Bill O’Neill has issued an apology for boasting about having bedded 50 very attractive females, saying he was deeply sorry if he offended any of the “wonderful women” in his life. He then went on to single out numbers 7, 19, 26 and 31 for special praise - about whose performance he described as “nothing short of “spectacular.”
Scientists Warn of Strong Earthquakes As Earth’s Rotation Slows: A team of scientists are predicting that powerful earthquakes will double in 2018 as Earth’s rotation slows down. Gee, first we have global warming and now it's global slowing? Wonder if the shaking will be measured on the Mueller or the Richter scale? Anyway, about the only thing we can ever know for sure is - Sean Hannity will inevitably blame Hillary for this.
Study Claims Coffee Buzz Just in Our Heads: New research from the University of London has found that the “buzz” people get from coffee and other caffeinated beverages may very well “just be in our heads.” Yea, and that sting we feel after paying nearly six dollars for coffee at Starbucks - may very well be “just in our wallets.”