You heard it here first, folks!
Straight from God's lips to the ear of confirmed, documented and convicted liar, embezzler and all-around pervert, Jim Bakker...
We are all gonna die tomorrow from a solar eclipse because God is pissed about the "Obama years" because “Obama legalized witchcraft, sexual deviants getting married and schools started teaching transgenderism.”
I mean WHO KNEW??? I always though 'ol Barry was just another Wall St. shill and he really was powerful enough that God is still ticked off at him?
Don't even get me started on Obama apparently "legalizing witchcraft" (Huh? Obamacare accounting maybe???), letting 'sexual deviants getting married" (he must be referring to himself) and "teaching transgenderism" (you can teach that now? Where the hell do they hold "Learn to be transgender for fun and profit" classes? Can you get a Masters degree in "How To Get Treated Like Shit For The Rest of Your Life" too?)
Then to top it off, Billy "The Douche" Graham's kid, Anne Graham Loetz, tells us that we are all doomed!
“While no one can know for sure if judgment is coming on America, it does seem that God is signaling us about something. Time will tell what that something is.”
She goes on to warn us,
"The celebratory nature regarding the eclipse brings to my mind the Babylonian King Belshazzar who threw a drunken feast the night the Medes and Persians crept under the city gate... Belshazzar wound up dead the next day, and the Babylonian empire was destroyed."
SOOOOO... tomorrow, during the eclipse, if someone knocks on your door and says they have a "CandyGram" for you and when you peek through the blinds there are some dudes with sword and spears....
DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR!